FML : Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so...

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Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nicole / Monday 20 February 2012 01:14 / United States

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By Roevera | 14

#4059383 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:46

That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.

By tookie12345 | 7

#4059362 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:43

Kinky.

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By tookie12345 | 7

#4059362 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:43

Kinky.

MrsPegg | 45

#4059414 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:50

I file that as disturbing.

tookie12345 | 7

#4059416 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:50

Hahaha im only joking dont worry

Roevera | 14

#4059423 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:51

I suppose it could be.. if you're into that kind of stuff...

MrsPegg | 45

#4059479 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:57

Tookie: I knew you weren't being serious ;)
I must be pathetic/a freak because even I've gotten an ego boost off a creepers comment. *shrugs shoulders*

MickGold | 8

#4061057 - Monday 20 February 2012 17:37

17: Nah, you're just female. Us girls like attention... It happens:)

Star928 | 7

#4790744 - Thursday 9 August 2012 2:40

I would like this comment except for the fact that it already has 69 likes ;)

Clioo_fml | 17

#4926505 - Thursday 13 September 2012 3:56

Most attention in weeks? For some people it's years...

By Roevera | 14

#4059383 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:46

That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.

So2011 | 4

#4059625 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:19

The things that happen at Walmart. Makes me not wanna be anywhere close to there when night comes.

M0rt | 0

#4060122 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:47

Walmart is a scary place. If you don't believe go to peopleofwalmart.com and face the horrors.

zizoooooooo | 4

#4071838 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 9:13

lmao... u r awesome.

By AngrehPirate | 0

#4059385 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:46

Run Forest Run!

unoffensivename | 0

#4059427 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:51

Yes Jen-Nay

Swiftly | 0

#4060502 - Monday 20 February 2012 15:39

Momma said you can tell alot about a person by their shoes

xxCandyKissxx | 1

#4060539 - Monday 20 February 2012 15:52

Hehe xD life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what your gonna get :P

bitter3ulogy | 0

#4063641 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:51

You get chocolate nah?

By kimmi41509 | 10

#4059391 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:46

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

babeyface | 0

#4062689 - Monday 20 February 2012 23:09

Wow how about u stop being a bitch??? Yea??? Sounds good

kimmi41509 | 10

#4062831 - Monday 20 February 2012 23:45

How is that being a bitch? Why don't you hop off you crazy ass hoe? Damn

philipino | 24

#4063173 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:35

We got a girl fight! Grab the whip! *whistles*

kimmi41509 | 10

#4063553 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:39

Lol please, she's just a 14 year old girl who thinks she's tough by starting shit without even knowing what she's talking about. :)

NagatoPain | 4

#4063709 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:03

Its already over!? :/ Kimmi Wins!! Thumbs up!......or thumbs down.........

kimmi41509 | 10

#4063782 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:15

I'll take a thumbs up :) I wasn't really expecting a reply, it's probably way past her bedtime.

WesBrady | 7

#4064475 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:04

Kay I think you are Startin to be a bitch I mean dissing a 14 year old...props for the real skill there.

kimmi41509 | 10

#4065810 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 13:24

I have every right when she comes down my throat so you all can get over itttt

uffiewuffie | 0

#4073820 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:27

Starting a fight on FML? JUST stop being ugly!

WesBrady | 7

#4080769 - Friday 24 February 2012 6:39

Haha comes down your throat haha Sometimes it's fun to be immature hahaha and whats to get over? I mean bitch please shut up

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#4059405 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:49

Well at least you have an attractive butt.

By Climaxx | 11

#4059412 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:49

I can't wait till I travel to U.S.A

Climaxx | 11

#4059447 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:53

Then I can visit Walmart. So many stories happen there! *Phone didn't send all the comment* :|

xxCandyKissxx | 1

#4060547 - Monday 20 February 2012 15:53

You don't wanna visit here!! It's soooo boring! :(

skyeyez9 | 24

#4060597 - Monday 20 February 2012 16:02

Some of the walmarts are nice. They do have alot of stuff. Me and a group of friends stopped by a Walmart on our way to a ski resort to buy drinks and snacks. It was very clean and didn't have "Walmart people." It was mostly tourists going to the ski resorts.

Wicked361 | 8

#4060815 - Monday 20 February 2012 16:48

I once put a walkie talkie behind a barbie in the toys isle and whispered,when a kid looked at it, 'I know where you live and I'm coming for youuuu'

pagullarka | 9

#4062356 - Monday 20 February 2012 21:26

Hey when you do visit look me up I will take you to Walmart

Phyre24 | 17

#4064292 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:15

I advise against it. Come to Canada's walmarts, we'll be polite while we're creeping you out :D

By McDonaldsworker | 4

#4059420 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:50

Yikes OP that sounds like a creepy moment!
Only way it could of been worse is if it was a weird old guy!

kimmi41509 | 10

#4059435 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:52

The OP said it was an old guy, mr. Ronald McDonald.

Roevera | 14

#4059450 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:53

She said it was an old guy?

McDonaldsworker | 4

#4059515 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:02

Sorry!
I meant "WEIRD old man".

iseyixes | 18

#4059520 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:03

I'm guessing that since he added, "weird", it's what he meant by worse.

McDonaldsworker | 4

#4059531 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:04

I meant it could of been more awkward if the old guy LOOKS obviously WEIRD like with a scary looking BEARD. lol

kimmi41509 | 10

#4059535 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:05

It's self explanatory, no sane human would say such a thing. But then again it's Walmart, so anything is bound to happen. That's just a given that he's weird, and the OP said he was old.

iseyixes | 18

#4059541 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:07

Lol oops must've added at the same time you did McDonald!

McDonaldsworker | 4

#4059549 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:07

Hmm #26 that's true I have seen odd people at walmart occasionally

kimmi41509 | 10

#4059564 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:09

They have a whole website dedicated to the slobs that go to walmart, so I guess that makes it understandable ._.

McDonaldsworker | 4

#4059572 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:10

Oops I'm so sorry I meant #24
I just got done doing a 9 hour shift so i'm hella tired.

kimmi41509 | 10

#4059579 - Monday 20 February 2012 9:11

I work at McDonald's too, so I know how tiring that place can be.

By yummy_richkid | 3

#4059452 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:54

YDI for shopping at Walmart.

sparkrok | 8

#4060005 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:09

now, what the hell's wrong with Walmart? except for the fact that the autocorrect on my android doesn't always know some basic words yet it knew Walmart and in fact capitalized it, wally world is a good place to shop. better prices on some things, and there's always weird people to provide you with hours of entertaining people watching.