By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon
By Nyusziful - 26/06/2016 20:42 - Hungary - Nagykanizsa
Nyusziful tells us more.
By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 17:45 - Sweden - Stockholm
By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell
By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 13:51 - New Zealand - Christchurch
By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen
By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 03:29 - United States - Kansas City
By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco
By BlueBaronBitch - 24/06/2016 14:59 - United States - Dayton
BlueBaronBitch tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here, really glad that this was my first FML to be published :) I guess I should fill in the plot holes here, yes the house was dark, she came through my porch door and through the dining room, which the creaking in the floor (as my dining room floor is known to be obnoxiously creaky) is what alerted me to think of an intruder. I was in my room on the second floor and there is a wall blocking my vision of the dining room once I get down, so when I got down I peeked the corner and just went at it at the human-ish form. Ended up fracturing one of her ribs, would have been worse if my boyfriend was home and he was the one doing the hitting. Family thinks I'm responsible because "I should have recognized it was my sister" but sorry if I hear someone breaking into my house I'm not going to sit down and have a nice chat and tea before deciding to do something. My family was in on it, and they're still trying to get me to pay, but I'm not budging on the fact that I was just trying to defend myself. Hope I explained it pretty well, thanks to everyone who helped get this published :)
Cheat mode
By Kiki - 23/06/2016 23:54 - United Kingdom - London
Fashion police
By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola
STOP!
By Sammmmi - 22/06/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Paisley
By Reek - 22/06/2016 14:29 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28
By maxmess - 21/06/2016 21:39
My bad
By Jokkim - 20/06/2016 18:24 - United States - Norfolk
By J-Sauce - 20/06/2016 14:54 - Canada - Salmon Arm
By crispyjello69 - 19/06/2016 23:02 - United States - Central Islip
crispyjello69 tells us more.
I put it on Facebook to see if anyone had any recommendations besides just trying to stay hydrated. I didn't list my exact symptoms, because let's just face it that's gross! It would have been nice if my father asked how I was feeling or talked about rescheduling, but neither happened! It will be a conversation for another time!
By Mexican - 19/06/2016 03:06 - United States - Chicago
By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka
By RIP - 18/06/2016 23:17 - United States - Dearborn
By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn
By caggybandicoot - 18/06/2016 02:37 - United Kingdom - Torquay
caggybandicoot tells us more.
OP here - can't believe this got published?! I immediately phoned my ISP once I'd figured out what happened - I couldn't reconnect the line myself as I can't access the exchange box (and plus I wouldn't trust myself to be fiddling around in there anyway), and my internet has been restored. As for compensation, I should be getting a portion of my bill back as it took them so long to send an engineer out. Thanks everyone!
By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 23:29 - United Kingdom - Cannock
By sad - 17/06/2016 22:37 - United States - Belleville
By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth
By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26
By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill
By Sady_Ct - 16/06/2016 11:01 - Australia - Geelong
Sady_Ct tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here... Wow! My first FML posted. To explain the situation, I was talking with my mum about how I'm unable to have kids due to physical issues with my body, my spine etc, all of which contribute to my financial and mental/emotional state. When some psycho storms up to me in the food court and screamed at me. What I actually do is help build the education funds for my nieces for when they grow up. Thanks for the support for everyone who understands... I get it on a weekly basis from everyone, including my partners family, and really gets under the skin. My father told me on his birthday at the start of the month that if I'm not pregnant by the end of the year he doesn't want to see me any more.. It's hard and it hurts, but i would never put a child of mine through what I went through. Thanks again for all your support! ^_^
By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield
Keywords
It was actually a small family event with only 20 guests, so he really didn't have to look after a huge crowd. And I was the only one in a big white dress :)