FML : Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting...

Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By embarrassedhubby / Saturday 18 September 2010 03:48 / Canada

Intimacy

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By KrazyKatz3 | 24

#7528009 - Thursday 10 August 2017 03:24

You didn't think to tell her you were bringing people home?

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By KrazyKatz3 | 24

#7528009 - Thursday 10 August 2017 03:24

You didn't think to tell her you were bringing people home?

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