Miscellaneous: Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large...

By Crystal Crackles - 06/12/2018 05:00

Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large hole in the glass where the rotating part is. No one can repair the window until tomorrow afternoon. It's snowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 16:00

Today, after work, I found my car in the middle of the empty parking lot with a huge crack in the windshield that wasn't there in the morning. Looks like I have to get the windshield replaced. Again. For the fourth time now. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By Damnit - 25/12/2018 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today I noticed a large crack in my windscreen. 2 weeks after getting it replaced. The warranty doesn't cover cracks. Several attempts were needed to replace it last time for reasons like losing the new windscreen and telling me they can't make it that day and turning up any way after going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2016 03:01 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.

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ajh1800 25

Thursday 6 December 2018 5:42

Cover the hole with a trash bag so that snow doesnt get into your car.

TCRII 29

Thursday 6 December 2018 9:22

Duct tape is your friend.

Comments

ajh1800 25

Thursday 6 December 2018 5:42

Cover the hole with a trash bag so that snow doesnt get into your car.

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 6 December 2018 20:15

like anyone with a quarter of a brain.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 December 2018 5:51

As long as you aren’t literally a backseat driver, you’ll be OK.

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 6 December 2018 20:11

He could be driving a smart car.

TCRII 29

Thursday 6 December 2018 9:22

Duct tape is your friend.

MyS3lf 24

Thursday 6 December 2018 12:51

So do what everyone does, cover it with a trash bag or other plastic and go on about your business.

Mal2003 17

Thursday 6 December 2018 12:56

Use the power of Flex Tape(and plastic) to seal that hole.

IrieStorm 9

Thursday 6 December 2018 19:33

ALWAYS keep a few rolls of duct tape on hand.

MW3beast199714 7

Thursday 6 December 2018 20:02

better go get that duct tape

hellboy5099 18

Thursday 6 December 2018 20:09

1 min silence for the ones moderated this

Joe Brewer 3

Thursday 6 December 2018 20:09

Go to Walmart and get a tarp

TxKitten79 10

Thursday 6 December 2018 20:14

Black garbage bag + duck tape = temporary, waterproof fix.

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