By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
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Kitkat2723 32
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If you’re going to advise a person to correct his/her grammar, you should probably use correct grammar yourself.

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countrygirl09199 13
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If your a teacher, you need to brush up on your grammar.

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Kitkat2723 32
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If you’re going to advise a person to correct his/her grammar, you should probably use correct grammar yourself.

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weaboo 12
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LOL fucking hypocrite

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raven_of_azarath 34
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I’m an English major whose also taken several linguistic classes. Outside of formal settings, grammar doesn’t matter linguistically. So technically, OP was right. Now you, on the other hand, seem to need a refresher on contractions.

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hpand 5
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Muphry's law.

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chosha_fml 25
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Of course grammar matters. It just matters less.

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Glowworm56 25
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Guess what, kids? Teachers fart too!

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Charlie Given 25
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well at least you didn't have to stop the bus and air it out 🤣

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Does "Pooter Tutor" work as a nickname? Asking for a friend.

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raven_of_azarath 34
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Or would it be tooter tutor?

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Either or. I figured kids would prefer "pooter" as it has "poo" in it. Not literally, but you get my point.

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Phil 14
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Was it a field trip? Because I'm confused as to why a teacher would be riding the bus with students otherwise.

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