By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
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That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.

1 ring to rule them. 1 ring to find.. .before your aunt finds out and beats your ass

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The robots are coming to kill us. First, they cause family dissension among the humans and complete the divide-and-conquer strategy!

That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.

That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.

1 ring to rule them. 1 ring to find.. .before your aunt finds out and beats your ass

Why mess with the ring while you’re on the toilet? (I could honestly see it if you were naturally fidgety, however... I’d say get a Fidget Spinner, except for two things: 1) Idk if those actually work 2) knowing your (very bad) luck, it would proably either get flushed, or, depending on the size spinner you had, it would get severely stuck in the hole that sends waste through the pipes.