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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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You deserved it 277

By Pinkie - 06/08/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 234

By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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You deserved it 3 215

By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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MaltWarrior 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 19:13

Damn, those realtors are taking house staging to the next level.

blahblabbity 19

Sunday 28 January 2018 20:05

he costs extra, but you can rent him, too.

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MaltWarrior 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 19:13

Damn, those realtors are taking house staging to the next level.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 28 January 2018 19:24

That man may be taking the term "open house" a bit too literally.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 January 2018 19:55

Does he come with the house?

blahblabbity 19

Sunday 28 January 2018 20:05

he costs extra, but you can rent him, too.

carriegirl098 16

Sunday 28 January 2018 20:14

Hopefully you didn't like the house too much because that image is never getting out of your head

manb91uk 22

Sunday 28 January 2018 20:49

Awesome! Some people would love to own a house elf! That’s why he wasn’t wearing clothes?

beanfreek 13

Sunday 28 January 2018 21:35

The naked man: Works 2 out of three times

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 28 January 2018 22:33

You maybe should have knocked. I mean, another prospective buyer could have been using it.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 28 January 2018 22:49

Yeah, but this man was completely naked.

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 29 January 2018 13:37

He gonna sue for sexual harassment.

leeloo7 22

Monday 29 January 2018 19:18

Lol

acmariner99 25

Monday 29 January 2018 2:42

So I take it you’re not buying the house then?

_ali__cat_ 14

Monday 29 January 2018 4:54

wait...did people already live there?

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Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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