Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
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Davros
| 12
Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom
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DMA
| 11
Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!
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Davros
| 12
Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom
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Charlie Given
| 23
🤣🤣🤣😂
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weaboo
| 12
Well yeah one thing is worse: when people capitalize every other fucking word
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DMA
| 11
Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!
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Charlie Given
| 23
Should have asked if he wanted to smell it 🤣🤣🤣
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Just leave a copy of Everybody Poops on their doorstep.
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blahblabbity
| 19
maybe next time, shit in your own house
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interesting33
| 36
Did you fart to establish dominance?
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RichardPencil
| 30
You can be the Neighborhood Watch while you’re taking care of business.
Or, as McGruff the Crime Dog says: Take a shite out of crime.
Or, as McGruff the Crime Dog says: Take a shite out of crime.
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Yudith
| 20
"Curtains? Why curtains? Nobody is going to look at you! You worry for nothing. Besides, there's a shrubbery in front of the window so we don't see anything from outside."