By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 123
You deserved it 220

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Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom

Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!

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Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom

🤣🤣🤣😂

Well yeah one thing is worse: when people capitalize every other fucking word

Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!

Should have asked if he wanted to smell it 🤣🤣🤣

Just leave a copy of Everybody Poops on their doorstep.

maybe next time, shit in your own house

Did you fart to establish dominance?

You can be the Neighborhood Watch while you’re taking care of business. Or, as McGruff the Crime Dog says: Take a shite out of crime.

"Curtains? Why curtains? Nobody is going to look at you! You worry for nothing. Besides, there's a shrubbery in front of the window so we don't see anything from outside."