FML : Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Matti - / Friday 17 August 2018 22:00 /

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By Davros | 12

#7678436 - Friday 17 August 2018 22:09

Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom

By DMA | 10

#7678442 - Friday 17 August 2018 22:24

Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!

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By Davros | 12

#7678436 - Friday 17 August 2018 22:09

Nothing worse than a Pooping Tom

Charlie Given | 19

#7678459 - Friday 17 August 2018 22:46

🤣🤣🤣😂

weaboo | 12

#7680563 - Wednesday 22 August 2018 6:51

Well yeah one thing is worse: when people capitalize every other fucking word

By DMA | 10

#7678442 - Friday 17 August 2018 22:24

By Charlie Given | 19

#7678460 - Friday 17 August 2018 22:46

Should have asked if he wanted to smell it 🤣🤣🤣

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7678501 - Friday 17 August 2018 23:50

Just leave a copy of Everybody Poops on their doorstep.

By blahblabbity | 18

#7678505 - Saturday 18 August 2018 0:08

maybe next time, shit in your own house

By interesting33 | 36

#7678513 - Saturday 18 August 2018 0:39

Did you fart to establish dominance?

By RichardPencil | 26

#7678519 - Saturday 18 August 2018 1:14

You can be the Neighborhood Watch while you’re taking care of business.

Or, as McGruff the Crime Dog says: Take a shite out of crime.

By Yudith | 17

#7678769 - Saturday 18 August 2018 15:41

"Curtains? Why curtains? Nobody is going to look at you! You worry for nothing. Besides, there's a shrubbery in front of the window so we don't see anything from outside."