By mastermind - 22/08/2018 23:30

Today, in an attempt to keep a conversation flowing, I panicked and asked a man what country he was from in response to him telling me he was Brazilian. FML
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“Oh, that’s a country? I thought it was a continent!” You can use Americans’ legendary ignorance of geography to get you out if that jam!

Simple "oh I mean, where do you live right now. Your English is so good I was convinced you must live in England or US! Or maybe you simply traveled? " When you are an anxious person you need to learn to think on your feet or else you will die of mortification some day :D

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So are you going to tell us where he is from or not?

Brazilian eh? You should ask him if he can wax poetic.

“Oh, that’s a country? I thought it was a continent!” You can use Americans’ legendary ignorance of geography to get you out if that jam!

"I'm from Brazil." "Oh? What country are you from?" "As I said, I'm from Brazil..." "Oh? What country are you from" "Dude..." "Oh? What country are you from?" "Are you like a fucking npc whos talking ai is broken or something?" "Oh? What country are you from?"

Simple "oh I mean, where do you live right now. Your English is so good I was convinced you must live in England or US! Or maybe you simply traveled? " When you are an anxious person you need to learn to think on your feet or else you will die of mortification some day :D