By Furzball - 27/05/2016 06:19 - United States - Wildomar
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By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia
No brainer
By Spongebob Garypants - 26/05/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By Anonymous - 25/05/2016 17:39 - United States - Dearborn
By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills
By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States
Bass Pro Shop
By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans
By Kakapo4Ever - 20/05/2016 09:01 - United Kingdom - Abingdon
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This is OP here. Firstly, I live in Oxfordshire, England as of now but I used to live in Singapore, which is tropical, so geckos were everywhere, inside and out - especially as our house had a relatively wild and unkempt garden. They weren't any trouble at all and the only ways of keeping them out of the house were cruel, so yeah they were just all over the walls and floors. This is when the FML happened. Secondly, it's not outlandish to assume someone may have dropped a bit of food on the floor is it? Surely more likely than a ******* gecko head. And yes I agree the true FML is for the gecko...twas a tragic night :(
By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
Alas, poor Stuart
By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton
Whoops
By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada
Get the message
By Confession - 16/05/2016 02:07 - Belgium
By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco
By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland
By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 14:26 - Italy - Bologna
By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 10:34 - United States - Lubbock
Dogs with jobs
By Anonymous - 13/05/2016 21:11 - United States - Lawrence
Heavy load
By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock
By Hesjustapuppy - 10/05/2016 12:56 - United States - Kalamazoo
By JustWantedToRelax - 10/05/2016 02:27 - United States
Great seeing you
By Nicole - 09/05/2016 20:12 - United States - Bozeman
By arianelagolden - 05/05/2016 18:07 - Belgium - Nivelles
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All is well that ends well. Of course I chose to save the kid! Seriously! First I got my grand-son off the table, then I caught the rabbit on time, then I told the kids they could not do what they had done. When the parents returned, they told me this happens all the time. As there is a huge dog in the neighbours' yard, I don't think the rabbit will last long if they are not more careful.
By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene
By UnknownKitten - 03/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Elgin
By Alex White - 02/05/2016 16:50 - Canada - Westerose
By Pupluv183 - 02/05/2016 16:43 - United States - Newport
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OP here. The restaurant allows dogs, saying its illegal when it's obviously not makes no sense. He is 5 months, more than a week after the vaccination. No way was he going anywhere the day of. He goes on walks in public (touristy) areas and has met many people and dogs. He had never thrown up before so that's why it was so surprising. He has been fine since so we just have to chalk it up to excitement. He was very well behaved but very upset that none of the food going by was for him. And no we absolutely can not leave him alone while we go out. He is like a toddler, I go pee and he has gotten into something, if there is nothing to get into he chews on furniture, if there's no furniture he chews himself and barks until he gets tired. We definitely want him social and coming out with us over all that.
By kittywings - 29/04/2016 01:14 - United States - Bridgewater
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Hey all, OP here To everyone wondering: yes, it was disgusting. After freaking out for a little, I just tried my best not to puke and washed the cockroach guts off my back. I smashed the half-dead cockroach with a shampoo bottle just to put the poor thing out of its misery and threw out the loofah. Speaking of the loofah, it was one of those really hard thick sponges, which is probably why the cockroach's shell got crushed by it (I also thought cockroaches' shells were too tough to be crushed like that, but maybe the steam from the shower softened it?) Anyway, though it was really really gross, the one good thing that came out of this is that my FML actually got posted, which is pretty cool. Thanks guys :)
By Emmaraine189 - 28/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Winnipeg
By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne
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Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.