Poopoo peepee, Cats and Animals: Training day

Training day

By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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Smells like victory

By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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Hard to beat

By onlyslightly - 30/11/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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Ninja!

By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 06:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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Tripartita 44

Monday 28 November 2016 7:04

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML

WCARlover 34

Monday 28 November 2016 7:06

Stop lying OP, you were donning your new line of "crazy cat lady" perfume

Comments

Tripartita 44

Monday 28 November 2016 7:04

GlennGuagmire 20

Monday 28 November 2016 7:05

Get away from ur purse.

WCARlover 34

Monday 28 November 2016 7:06

Stop lying OP, you were donning your new line of "crazy cat lady" perfume

species4872 19

Monday 28 November 2016 7:09

Did they move back towards you because cat piss plus deodorant makes you smell like your on heat.

naivemisanthrope 4

Monday 28 November 2016 7:47

Weird comment, cool name.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 November 2016 7:16

You should have complained to the leader that all of the others smell like cat pee. You'd get the best office and first crack at office supplies. Welcome to the corporate world!

Iwannarock1 19

Monday 28 November 2016 9:30

Lame comment, even lamer profile pic.

naivemisanthrope 4

Monday 28 November 2016 7:43

Now, this is a situation where I could wholeheartedly click the "It could have happened to me" button, were it offered. *shifts under weight of 7 cats*

TheMathMajor 26

Wednesday 30 November 2016 20:17

A similar thing actually has happened to me XD I was in high school and I kept getting whifs of what I thought was cat pee, but couldn't quite place it. I thought maybe it was just my citrusy perfume mixed with some other smell. Then when I got home I realized that my cat had peed on my jacket the day before, and I didn't notice when I put it on because it was dry.

bruhhhhhhh 14

Monday 28 November 2016 8:17

I'm sure everyone else was pissy about the situation Get it I'll just go now and take my pun with me

Lalala579121 27

Monday 28 November 2016 9:49

Yes, we get it. All pointing out that it's a pun does is ruin the pun.

sellos 1

Monday 28 November 2016 9:19

ofcourse you ******* move away from others, thinking its their fault. So ignorant that i want to puke in your mouth. Ignorant ****. You are the typical human being. Blaming others when its ur own fault, most prolly americunt.