By Allie cat - 02/12/2016 13:43

Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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4am is about the time when your eyelids and other face muscles might twitch from dreaming. Your cat was probably drawn by the movement. Maybe it wanted to check on its favorite human's wellbeing. Or maybe the fur ball was about to viciously attack your twitching nose. With cats, it's a coin toss.

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KillerChipmunk 15
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Of course! They gotta make sure you're still alive and so you can feed them in the morning!

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KillerChipmunk 15
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Of course! They gotta make sure you're still alive and so you can feed them in the morning!

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Lalala579121 27
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In the morning? 4 am is prime cat eating time. The food tastes better if they woke up their person for it.

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ccat209 17
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He was checking to see if op was alive, can't say for eating purposes. But my cat would do the same thing only when he felt me breathing he would sit on my face or my other cat start eating my hair. Cats are weird.

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Garagedwella 26
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Mine just starts my beard for me (apparently my excellent grooming standards aren't high enough for my cat) whenever he decides its breakfast time until I give in and feed him. He will also loudly open and close cupboards, and literally climb my bedroom door if I refuse to move.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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4am is about the time when your eyelids and other face muscles might twitch from dreaming. Your cat was probably drawn by the movement. Maybe it wanted to check on its favorite human's wellbeing. Or maybe the fur ball was about to viciously attack your twitching nose. With cats, it's a coin toss.

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wier0901 1

For my cat it would be the second option.

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ccat209 17
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He was probably checking to see if op was alive. It was easier for my cats cause I sleep with my mouth open but he was making sure that op had air movement out their nose??

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Mauskau 35
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It's never too late/early to boop you on the nose.

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whatahatuis 7
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what a 4am situation

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Nina825 21
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Awwwwwwwww

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Devolution 8
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Cats are strange, man. My cat likes to sleep with his nose touching mine

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cassiet 16
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That's actually really cute

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the_bammit 5
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Optimal nose bopping is from 2-5 am. Including but not limited to: Nose to nose Paws to nose/face Tail to face "fuzzy swish swish" General cuddle time Welcome to the cat life and this might just be the first time you woke up. It happens alot

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great_nate 23
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Mine rams his head into me almost every night for attention.

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FalloutScrolls 25

You lost me at "deep sleep." Dafuq is that!?

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IrishRover82 0
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My cats have been thrown more than once, and have since learned not to touch my face when I'm asleep. Hilariously, the older one has started tapping on my shoulder to wake me up.

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WeirdUS 29

If you react that way maybe owning an animal is not for you.

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DanielleinDC 32
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Seriously? OP didn't know what she was doing because she was *asleep*. She didn't mean to throw her cat off the bed.

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