KingSquisher

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About Kingsquisher
My superpowers include leaping tall speed bumps in a single damaged suspension, rewinding to 2 seconds before my death when I die, eating lots of fat without getting chocolate, and being invisible when crossing the road.
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  • The Mixer

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  • It's in the can!

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • I like your style

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Censored

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    34%
  • 50 favorites

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • Socialite

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    61%
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KingSquisher tells us more.

The dog was in the neighbors property "chasing the livestock" she told animal control when in reality the dog was playing with the horse. I went out to retrieve my dog when she shot. Probably didn't see me. The dog has escaped several times to several locations the past three years

ryuuchild tells us more.

OP here. So I went in cause of the asthma attack and due to the treatments they gave me my heart rate was up to 130 to 150 and would not go down. The Doctor ordered an EKG and a blood and urine test to see if it showed anything. All that cameback w as that I had a UTI. I hadnt even started showing signs of a UTI so go figure right. Feeling much better and my heart rate was down this morning. Thanks for all the laughs made my day.