Animals: Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It...

By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

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cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:57

that's incentive... to never wear earrings again. and to burn all your old earrings as well as the hand that picked up the spider. who needs two hands anyways? one is good enough...ish.

cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:59

Wait. WAIT. Came up with a better one. That's incentive... to get a vision exam at the optimologists.

chirstinap325 21

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:03

I believe this happens quite often. I did the same just a couple weeks ago with a wolf spider, scared the bejesus out of me.

Devolution 8

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:19

I'm curious as to how a wolf spider looks remotely like anything that needs to be retrieved from the ground

chirstinap325 21

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:21

Well, it was dark, had just woken up, and a smaller wolf spider :)

utrax 23

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:03

It'd be nice of you if you put it in your ear and let it live there.

Zarniclopsindorf 24

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:04

I don't see why it couldn't also be an earring.

GhostFox 33

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:13

So... Did you scream? If so, how loudly and was it more "blood curdling" or more "girly shrieking"?

c420racer 13

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:16

Isn't it a little too far past Halloween to think you mistakenly dropped one of your spider earrings?

snazz23 20

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 4:27

I feel like stooped was supposed to be stopped....but I kinda like stooped better!

Cali 54

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Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:21

Stoop = to bend over/down, to lower oneself. It works!

cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:57

that's incentive... to never wear earrings again. and to burn all your old earrings as well as the hand that picked up the spider. who needs two hands anyways? one is good enough...ish.