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Oh wow, how embarrassing! Sorry that had to happen to you OP!
Well that was a bitch move
What a buzzkill
Idea for brilliant invention: a line of sex toys that look like household electronics. If they're ever found (or chewed up and presented), the viewer will just think it's a standard electric razor, toothbrush, or bulky old cellphone.
They actually do. They have sex toys that look like lipstick and a toothbrush and things like that. I'm not sure the quality in comparison to regular sex toys but I guess if you don't want such situations to happen then you might deal with it.
Just imagine the pain if, in the heat of the moment, you confuse your ordinary iron with the vibrator-iron...
Then you go to apply ointment to the burn, twist the cap, and BZZZZZZZZZZ!
So, if the dog thinks your mom needs a chewed-up vibrator, what does that say about Dad's abilities and efforts in the boudoir?
Yeah, but he did that work about 20 years ago.
I don't think the dog knows what a vibrator is if it's biting it up. probably thought it was a toy
Soon as I read "buzzing noise" I immediately thought vibrator. I guess it's because I've read so many FMLs involving vibrators and other embarrassing situations similar to this.
Wow, your dog must hate you. Is it a bitch, by any chance?
You went a bit further for that joke than you really needed to.
How old r u?
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Idea for brilliant invention: a line of sex toys that look like household electronics. If they're ever found (or chewed up and presented), the viewer will just think it's a standard electric razor, toothbrush, or bulky old cellphone.
Talk about killing your vibe