By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34
Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Idea for brilliant invention: a line of sex toys that look like household electronics. If they're ever found (or chewed up and presented), the viewer will just think it's a standard electric razor, toothbrush, or bulky old cellphone.

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By  Tripartita  |  44

Idea for brilliant invention: a line of sex toys that look like household electronics. If they're ever found (or chewed up and presented), the viewer will just think it's a standard electric razor, toothbrush, or bulky old cellphone.

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  Selene1090  |  26

They actually do. They have sex toys that look like lipstick and a toothbrush and things like that. I'm not sure the quality in comparison to regular sex toys but I guess if you don't want such situations to happen then you might deal with it.

By  samlovesham1234  |  9

Soon as I read "buzzing noise" I immediately thought vibrator. I guess it's because I've read so many FMLs involving vibrators and other embarrassing situations similar to this.