By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29
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Oh god...That mental image gave me chills. Ugh.

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karacakal2 30
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Lucky insect.

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karacakal2 30
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Lucky insect.

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Cynical_1 26
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Well...that's one insect with a knack for finding great places to hide. Apparently even bugs love boobs.

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Ultimate_Batman 28
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Does FML Staff see all comments?

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Cali 54
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We see all of everything.

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Tripartita 44
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Excellent. The second sentence needs an indefinite article between "saw" and "small". Might I recommend my favorite indef-art*: "a"? *cool people abbreviation of indefinite article.

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chirstinap325 21
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I feel like the insect was framed.

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dramaelf 37
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Cheeky little bug, isn't he?

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Tripartita 44
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Note to self: if I ever feel the need to bite someone, have a small bug at the ready to throw into their bra and take the blame.

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RichardPencil 30
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Yeah, we know the size of the bite and the insect, but what is the size of the bra?

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commandokid 13
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Lol wait were you still wearing the bra at the time?

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anaheimangels40 11
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I Guess this is where the term boobs the size of insect bites comes From!

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melana09 19

The bug got in a booby trap

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