Lucky insect.

Well...that's one insect with a knack for finding great places to hide. Apparently even bugs love boobs.

Does FML Staff see all comments?

We see all of everything.

Excellent. The second sentence needs an indefinite article between "saw" and "small". Might I recommend my favorite indef-art*: "a"?

*cool people abbreviation of indefinite article.

Noted.

I feel like the insect was framed.

Cheeky little bug, isn't he?

Note to self: if I ever feel the need to bite someone, have a small bug at the ready to throw into their bra and take the blame.

Yeah, we know the size of the bite and the insect, but what is the size of the bra?

Lol wait were you still wearing the bra at the time?

I Guess this is where the term boobs the size of insect bites comes From!

The bug got in a booby trap