By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:22 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I walked in on my dog slurping my coffee. I'm not sure how long we have been sharing my morning cup of joe. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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You should have been suspicious when you noticed the foam on top ... and you don't own an espresso machine.

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Balphleair 24
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Most dog owners don't have a problem with that

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Balphleair 24
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Most dog owners don't have a problem with that

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Talis99 26
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I confess to letting my two cats have some of my ice cream or water. Pet owners like me are strange, but we love our fur balls.

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maritime1992 5
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Speak for yourself. I eat ass, and even I think drinking after my dog is crossing the line.

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fragmen52 18
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My cats get left overs but never food I plan on touching again

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arrouz 13
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There's an easy way to tell how long it's been doing that. Just keep it from drinking the coffee and see how long the energy loss from caffeine withdrawal lasts.

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RichardPencil 30
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You should have been suspicious when you noticed the foam on top ... and you don't own an espresso machine.

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RavenousRiley 2
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He didn't say anything about foam on top.

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c420racer 13
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I know the feeling. I caught my dog drinking out of my cup of water after licking her ass. I feel your pain. *dumps water in sink*

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RavenousRiley 2
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I hope that you beat her ass after.

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Suffolk_yourself 8
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Why were you licking your dogs ass?‽!

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c420racer 13
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Ok poorly worded. After catching her licking her own ass.

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captain_hero89 21
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that's actually pretty cute

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hpandher 16
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Pet owners claiming that their life sucks because their pet does something they don't like. First World Problems, I suppose.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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You do know what this website is for right? Point time to the rule that states "no first world problems"

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hpandher 16
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The point is they aren't really FMLs. Not this one in particular, all those FMLs with cat/dog problems. If your life sucks because you have a pet, then don't get it in first place.

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xercister 19
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ahh. Ignorance is bliss...

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shitstorm28 11
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keep a close eye on that dog. caffeine is really bad for them.

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leo1106 15
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All jokes aside, definitely keep an on your dog. Coffee or caffeine in general is actually really bad for them.

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LunarEclips33 0
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I thought you would be more worried that caffeine is poison to animals. FML

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