funny I'm a tard

Don't worry--- it's probably worth more than your car anyway

so i can't possibly imagine this happening to anyone. wow

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. MLIA

nobody cares if you're first you empty-headed octopus-fucker stop being such a dingbat

The little joys are the best?

no but night at the museum is.

you're ridiculous, though I would do the same

i thought i was the only one.

^same

That is really sad, funny but sad. (I would probobly do somthing similar thow :)

All I can say is WOW

So a Night at the Museum Happy meal toy cost you how much in car damages? I hope it was worth it, but it's kinda understandable because those things are awesome ;).

YES

THAT IS AN EPIC PRIZE

wow.... thats sad

wowowowo your sad:)

Gotta love those little toys!

Haha! That was pole-ar! Get it? Polar? Pole-ar? Polar means cool? Okay, i'm a nerd, too.

dingus