Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
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Frabens
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How did a dog get on your face again?
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RichardPencil
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Why was the dog's name important? It'd be funny if his name were FlowMax.
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sweet_ivory
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MAXimum details
..I'm sorry
..I'm sorry
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Devolution
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You should be
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sweet_ivory
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forgive me for my sins FML comment section
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Enslaved
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Grody to the...
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RichardPencil
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I forgive you.
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Kattsu
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Claimed his territory
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Tripartita
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"Today, I was visiting my grandma"
Ah, interesting. I wonder how the grandmother will fit into this…
"who has a beagle named Max. "
Huh, I wonder how the name will be relevant…
"… he jumped on my face and peed. FML"
Oh. That was useful info.
Ah, interesting. I wonder how the grandmother will fit into this…
"who has a beagle named Max. "
Huh, I wonder how the name will be relevant…
"… he jumped on my face and peed. FML"
Oh. That was useful info.
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bigbadbarley
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a young kid wrote it probably just chill..
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Tripartita
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oh good point never thought of it like that im sorry i overreacted..
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MilkyPhoenix07
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Max Excitedness, Max Pee.
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Dave_Davington
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Just think, if the dog weren't named Max, all of this could've been avoided.
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Lalala579121
| 27
Or if the dog was OP's grandpa's not grandma's.
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RichardPencil
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If Max were a Jack Russell Terrier, I'd believe he could jump on his face and pee.
But, a beagle? Only when Snoopy was on his flying doghouse has a beagle flown high enough to pee in someone's face.
But, a beagle? Only when Snoopy was on his flying doghouse has a beagle flown high enough to pee in someone's face.
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niallo
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A Golden Shower from a pet. Hummm. Normally this is on a mid-priced disk. FYL just for your reputation.
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loser_mgee
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If it makes you feel any better, my grandfathers dog jumped on me and puked, this caused my grandfather to yell at me for provoking him....
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jk_waks23
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"I choose you", said the dog!
Ah, interesting. I wonder how the grandmother will fit into this…
"who has a beagle named Max. "
Huh, I wonder how the name will be relevant…
"… he jumped on my face and peed. FML"
Oh. That was useful info.