How did a dog get on your face again?

Why was the dog's name important? It'd be funny if his name were FlowMax.

Claimed his territory

"Today, I was visiting my grandma" Ah, interesting. I wonder how the grandmother will fit into this… "who has a beagle named Max. " Huh, I wonder how the name will be relevant… "… he jumped on my face and peed. FML" Oh. That was useful info.

Max Excitedness, Max Pee.

Just think, if the dog weren't named Max, all of this could've been avoided.

If Max were a Jack Russell Terrier, I'd believe he could jump on his face and pee. But, a beagle? Only when Snoopy was on his flying doghouse has a beagle flown high enough to pee in someone's face.

A Golden Shower from a pet. Hummm. Normally this is on a mid-priced disk. FYL just for your reputation.

If it makes you feel any better, my grandfathers dog jumped on me and puked, this caused my grandfather to yell at me for provoking him....

"I choose you", said the dog!