By catbum - 10/11/2016 03:54 - Canada - Regina

Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
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I imagine he'll butt out of your personal space more quickly, from now on.

If he wasn't conspiring anything against you before, he probably wouldn't now either I imagine.

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Now that you've made him your bitch he should no longer be a problem.

The rat profile picture makes that comment ironically funny

I imagine he'll butt out of your personal space more quickly, from now on.

If he wasn't conspiring anything against you before, he probably wouldn't now either I imagine.

HarleyBlues 24

come here boy, you gonna learn today

Today, I was standing on a table minding my own business, when my pet human stuck its finger up my butt. FML

Straight to the point. I like it.

Was his prostate ok?

Just call it a surprise prostate exam

Try smelling ur finger now.

Am I the only one that laughed when I read this comment?

Sorry if this is tmi. Cats have 2 sphincters in there anus in particular to prevent over anxious male cats from missing the goal and damaging the poop chute. Forcefully doing that can cause all kinds of problems for your cat. She could be in pain every time she tries to poop now. Maybe a quick vet check? JIC? Poor kitty!

I think it's more like fuck your cat's life!