By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont
All the FMLs
By stressedoutsquaddie - 22/03/2016 21:02 - United Kingdom - York
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By sodapants - 22/03/2016 20:38 - United States - San Francisco
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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 18:37 - Puerto Rico - San Juan
By pancaketits - 22/03/2016 15:33 - United States - Havertown
By Dnamei - 22/03/2016 14:17 - Belgium
Dnamei tells us more.
By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell
By ifunnybatman - 22/03/2016 04:03 - United States - Roswell
ifunnybatman tells us more.
My husband had actually wanted kids more than I did. We were together 5 years before marriage he had never mentioned this before and we didn't have unprotected sex until the night we were married. Our son is 4 and these accusations sprung up after he read some stupid mock article about how one blow to the jewels can completely ruin a guy. I actually considered him rather smart up until this point Lol. He tried to claim he was joking once all the test came back but I know he wasn't. He hasn't treated our son any different though thank God. Anyway sorry for the long reply anymore questions I'll try to answer them. TL;DR: Husband is an idiot tried to play it off like a joke didn't work.
By ac19k - 22/03/2016 02:34 - United States - Franklin
Let me out!
By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 21:26 - United States - Depew
By Kelly1995 - 21/03/2016 20:20 - United States - Pompey
Kelly1995_fml tells us more.
Just for everyone's information I couldn't go outside because it was too cold It was hard not to hear them when they were very loud old men It didn't disgust me because it's the human body but I more of had to try not to laugh listening to them all causally talk about their prostates and comparing them like they were toys So please stop being butt hurt about this I made this FML to share a funny experience at the gym. Thanks :)
By Shock - 21/03/2016 20:12 - United States - Littleton
Be careful what you wish for
By HolyRavioli - 21/03/2016 17:37 - United Kingdom
By 2fast4U - 21/03/2016 10:00 - Canada - Vancouver
By an adorable devil - 21/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Houston
By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda
Lady…
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls
By I hate my brother - 20/03/2016 18:53 - United States - Lafayette
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By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham
Priorities
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 15:58 - Germany - Berlin
It's true, though
By humiliated - 20/03/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson
Thanks Raymond
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise
By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro
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By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction
Cough up
By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 12:30 - United States
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OP here, made an account so I can answer some questions. My sister is 26, I'm 22. We got along pretty good, untill I met and married my husband and started a family. She lives with my parents, and is in a very bad relationship. When I met my husband, my sis tried to get me grounded (!) and tried to convince my parents not to let me see him. She also tried to blackmail me into not seeing him. She was against the marriage, and cried and screamed when she learned I was pregnant, saying I don't deserve what she doesn't have, claiming it won't be special when she has a baby because she wasn't the first to give my parents grandchildren (my parents don't think that way, they'll love every grandchild). My son is a very sweet and charming little guy, he sleeps through the night, is always happy, eats everything, rarely gets sick, crawls,... He's a very easy baby to care for, and everyone loves him and he loves everyone. The plan I found was in a notebook, while helping my parents clean out the attic. It included my husbands workschedule, and the days my son goes to daycare. Also what my son eats and his medical reccord. Her country of choice is Australia. A few days before this discovery, she asked me if she could take my boy to the zoo, alone. I refuses because he had a slight fever, and I'm very happy I did. My son has a kids-ID, my sister isn't allowed to be alone with him anymore, and I alerted the daycare to NEVER let her take him home. When I confronted her, she said it was just a joke, she was just 'messing with her little sister'. The notebook was hidden in a pile of schoolnotes, if we didn't clean the attic, we'd never know. Sorry for the long text, and sorry for my english. Ps: My dad was close to the airport when the bomb went of, but he didn't get hurt. My family and friends are scared and shaken, but safe. We mourn for the victims