By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville
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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.
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What a bitch.
Maybe OP had greasy hair or something and the woman just wanted to be safe for her child incase op's hair isn't the only thing that hadn't been washed.
Wtf kind of "Native American" are you trying to quote, 80? That's both incorrect as well as racist x2
These are the kinds of people who you need to turn the tables. The correct response would be to burp loudly, scratch your ass, and then shrug while saying 'yeeaaahhh, you're probably right'. The only downside is that the poor kid might be hosed down with sanitizer when they get home, like a prison delousing lol. poor kid.
You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.
I assume that OP looked like she just woke up in a dumpster from an "awesome" night out.
I looked at it differently. I mean, the mom's approach and wording were very douchey, but she kind of had a point, especially if she is a germaphobe - she doesn't know where OP's hands have been, and OP may have touched the underside of the lid. She doesn't want her kid to get sick. Or, of course, maybe OP looked like a tramp. Lol
I understand the baby in cars guy was trying to be nice, but walking by scoping out every car you pass by is pretty suspicious.
And there's always the chance that OP actually looked a little messy.
156 - this was already discussed.
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You stank
You fail. YouTube. You don't know my naaame Ok I'm done.
I'm pretty sure your the one that stinks cause I can smell your shitty comment from here.
53- You're
97- The first your that 53 corrected was right, the second your towards the end of the sentence was right the way it was. I see what you both meant, just specifying.
Right #3, you know she stank because you were there the whole time right? That's what I thought.
^ woa dere... Cyt's
Do you know this for a fact? Cuz i dont think so!
How can people be so god dam rude. It literally phases me... Should off split on we and said not as filthy as you.
It became a trainwreck after the first five words. I would attempt to decipher it, but it's giving me a headache.
As opposed to figuratively?
My God Baustigt...that was pure genius. How could I not know!?! *Bursts into tears runs out of room*
^ Grammar. *walks away like a boss*
How can people be so God damn rude? It literally phases me. Should of spit on it and said not as filthy as you.* I think that's what he meant.
138- I suspect that it comes naturally to you...
Of course it does. She takes pictures of herself putting on lipstick and calls herself eyeliner.
Thank you for deciphering that so that everyone can read it. That makes so much more sense.
191- I don't jugde. I merely observe.
99-Dat is da point. We did mot know what he/she was saying. And I found just as many mistakes in your comment!
152-Did you mean 137? Cuz there was not a 138 on this topic
Should have spit on it, is what they should've said.
40- you are a pure genius.
Wow!
...This had been "Words of Wisdom", with jem7vwh. Now back to your regularly scheduled FML...
Probably because they're panicking to get one of the first comments.
113- We all did silly things as FML newbies. I used to get into flamewars in almost every other FML . Most of the time I was being a douche, but ad you can see under thr first comment in the Dr. Phil FML, it's less often and a little more...justified.
Oh no you di-int! *neck roll + Z snap*
I just imagined a chipmunk doing that...now I'm struggling to contain my laughter.
Watch Chipwrecked. The horror.
She called me short? Oh hell no! Pick me up!
I hate them all. I miss the cartoon. Then again, I have a strange fetish for the cartoon Alvin, so all of this is irrelevant and creepy.
Hold ma hoops hold ma hoops!
White chicks is that you :O
lmao. " what you checking out my lumps?? hey!! here girl hold my poodle HOLD MY POODLE!!"
Well which is it? Are you from Venus or Mars?
Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.
What a bitch. But I mean, everyone's overprotective these days with their children.
Yup. Unfortunately that was right here in Georgia. Actually, there was a development in the case. Apparently the guy that threw him in wasn't the dad, and the lady next to him was the mom's ex-husband's girlfriend. There's definitely something fishy going on... Another reason to move up North!
Canada
And what exactly is funny about it, 125?
Well that's awkward.. My comment DID have a heart in it.
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You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.
Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.