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Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML

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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.
By td1078 - / Thursday 24 May 2012 15:50 / United States - Rockville
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By  SkoomaKi  |  24

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

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By  Baustigt  |  40

Well, I like a challenge. "How can people be so god dam rude." - Well, a "god dam" is a large water reservoir built by God himself, and therefore where the priests get their holy water. God Dams are often considered rude to the native wildlife surrounding the area, because most of them are atheists. "It literally phases me..." - People being as rude as a God Dam makes #5 change from a gas into a liquid. "Should off split on we and said not as filthy as you." - #5 is having a neurological breakdown.

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By  Flyersfan54  |  4

Time to take a shower?

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  itwasallyellow  |  0

The germs! The germs!

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  phantumgrey  |  6

Go native American and "Smacka-Hoe"

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  Mommyof2_91  |  10

I understand the mom not wanting somebody else touching her kids lid because I have a son who is immunodupressed because of a heart transplant and we have to be very careful with germs... But this lady seems to be pretty damn rude.

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  Mauskau  |  34

Maybe OP had greasy hair or something and the woman just wanted to be safe for her child incase op's hair isn't the only thing that hadn't been washed.

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  TomPusslicker  |  20

These are the kinds of people who you need to turn the tables. The correct response would be to burp loudly, scratch your ass, and then shrug while saying 'yeeaaahhh, you're probably right'. The only downside is that the poor kid might be hosed down with sanitizer when they get home, like a prison delousing lol. poor kid.

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By  SkoomaKi  |  24

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

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  iliketurdles  |  7

I assume that OP looked like she just woke up in a dumpster from an "awesome" night out.

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  Marcella1016  |  26

I looked at it differently. I mean, the mom's approach and wording were very douchey, but she kind of had a point, especially if she is a germaphobe - she doesn't know where OP's hands have been, and OP may have touched the underside of the lid. She doesn't want her kid to get sick. Or, of course, maybe OP looked like a tramp. Lol

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By  tpuff  |  7

You stank

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  SqueakyChipmunk  |  20

You fail. YouTube. You don't know my naaame Ok I'm done.

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  DogsPaw  |  16

53- You're

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  GNR93  |  14

97- The first your that 53 corrected was right, the second your towards the end of the sentence was right the way it was. I see what you both meant, just specifying.

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By  SadIife  |  6

How can people be so god dam rude. It literally phases me... Should off split on we and said not as filthy as you.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Well, I like a challenge. "How can people be so god dam rude." - Well, a "god dam" is a large water reservoir built by God himself, and therefore where the priests get their holy water. God Dams are often considered rude to the native wildlife surrounding the area, because most of them are atheists. "It literally phases me..." - People being as rude as a God Dam makes #5 change from a gas into a liquid. "Should off split on we and said not as filthy as you." - #5 is having a neurological breakdown.

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  Tali147  |  16

I want to thumb this comment down because it is stupid. But at the same time, I don't want to take from others the privilege of reading it. What to do...

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  Blaqkeyeliner  |  6

FML takes grammer so seriously lol it is kind of annoying when someone can't spell or misuses a word improperly but come on folks you know well what he/she was trying to say.

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  calilovergirl  |  4

It's not about the grammar. Sure, who cares about a misspelled word or incorrect punctuation, but this takes an entire new meaning of wtf did she/he just say? Was that Shakespeare??

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  Blaqkeyeliner  |  6

Yup...I meant to sound like an idiot lol ... -_-

By  jem7vwh  |  1

Wow!

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  ManInTheMachine  |  19

113- We all did silly things as FML newbies. I used to get into flamewars in almost every other FML . Most of the time I was being a douche, but ad you can see under thr first comment in the Dr. Phil FML, it's less often and a little more...justified.

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By  syley  |  5

Time for a cat fight?

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  ManInTheMachine  |  19

Yup. Unfortunately that was right here in Georgia. Actually, there was a development in the case. Apparently the guy that threw him in wasn't the dad, and the lady next to him was the mom's ex-husband's girlfriend. There's definitely something fishy going on... Another reason to move up North!

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By  calilovergirl  |  4

Wow, what a bitch. At least someone was helping her kid. If she was a total germophobic then she could at least done it without you right there, or something else polite. Ugh people like that really irritate me.

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