Chimps are also notorious for their prodigious masturbation skills. Perhaps you're assuming that the OP has "polished up" on those skills already?

Sounds more like a vacation!

OP here, I didn't expect this to get posted so I made an account :) Your comments genuinely made me laugh! Since this got posted, here's some background for you: this happened to me two years ago, after I had worked for them for over a decade. While it wasn't the greatest job in the world, it felt like a calling to me. There's nothing I love more than making people (especially children) laugh. I later found out that they fired me because my boss wanted to impress his new girlfriend by giving her niece (who happens to be a chimp handler/animal trainer) a job. It was a small company and they couldn't afford to keep the both of us on, so I had to go :( But it's all good, I got lucky and found myself a similar job with better pay and benefits. :)

"jungle"

OP will have to borrow money from Koko the Chimp. HOPE he doesn't charge interest.

He has an animal handler with him at all times, so it isn't really dangerous. I've met him and he's lovely, he adores humans and is really friendly.