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By bballer4_life - 14/12/2016 23:22 - United States - Erie

Today, I made dozens of cookies just in time for Christmas. When I went to take out the last pan from the oven, I slipped. In a desperate attempt to catch the pan I grabbed it with my bare hand. My hand is striped like a candy cane. FML

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By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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cootiequeen4444 11

Tuesday 20 December 2016 6:37

candy cane hands through excruciating burns? shrug to those who question and say "just being hardcore for the holidays. idk"

species4872 19

Monday 19 December 2016 16:16

Cooookieees!!!!

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Welshite 39

Monday 19 December 2016 15:05

I suddenly feel inadequate at my lack of holiday preparation if baking cookies midway through December is considered "just in time for Christmas".

Welshite 39

Tuesday 20 December 2016 4:12

Last night with you. I swear that never happens. I was nervous okay?!

emeraldisle 30

Monday 19 December 2016 15:06

Good thing you caught that pan. Wouldn't want the cookies all over the floor.

ThePaperDragon 31

Monday 19 December 2016 15:13

On a positive note, at least it was the last batch. Most of the cookies survived!

gosh_mate 30

Monday 19 December 2016 15:23

But were the cookies okay!?

ber4fun 23

Monday 19 December 2016 15:26

Just in time? Today is the 19th, but your dedicated to the holidays will not go unnoticed by whoever eats the first batches of cookies.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Monday 19 December 2016 15:26

Even you are now decorated for Christmas. But for real, that has to suck. Hope it doesn't hurt for too long or scar.

species4872 19

Monday 19 December 2016 16:16

Cooookieees!!!!

pelletman67 16

Monday 19 December 2016 16:28

A week till Xmas is just in time!!! I give up then ?

fmyinternet 13

Monday 19 December 2016 17:25

Festive!

GhostFox 33

Monday 19 December 2016 18:57

Call your general practitioner, if you have one, and ask for silver sulfadiazine burn cream. Helps with pain and helps it heal faster.

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Bon appétit, I guess

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