By band13geek - 15/12/2016 01:59

Today, I tried to give a four-year-old I was working with a high-five for finishing his math worksheet. He high-fived me with the pencil. And I don't mean the eraser side. FML
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OP here. The child was holding the pencil when I asked for the high five and *might* have not realized what he had done, but he isn't one to follow the rules, which I enforce more so than some of the other teachers, so he could have done it on purpose. I'm not really sure. All I know is that it hurt! But at least he should know now to not stab people.

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band13geek 16
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He was just holding it when I asked for the high five. I don't know if he forgot to put it down or if he just felt like stabbing me (which would make sense since he doesn't like me...)

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TwinkleToes7 15

This is a great pointer to avoid in the future!

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caroline43872 24
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why's this in the intimacy category?

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swervelol 28
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Maybe he high-fived her with his other "pencil"

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RichardPencil 30
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Hey, I resemble that remark!

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Jay18 22
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y'all need to get off my boi rich

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Cali 54
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#1- Fixed it!

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cootiequeen4444 11

I still see it marked as "intimacy"...

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gracehi 31
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I'd say OP got pretty intimate with the pencil.

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pjsr 32
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Kids do result from intimacy

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TwinkleToes7 15

This is a great pointer to avoid in the future!

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PencilTips 19
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It's not the pencils fault, it's the person behind the pencil. Don't blame me for your misery, you'll survive OP.

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pjsr 32
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Point well taken, OP!

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
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Did he just like stab you with the pencil or did he puroosly put it between his fingers so that he can stab you while high fiving?

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band13geek 16
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He was just holding it when I asked for the high five. I don't know if he forgot to put it down or if he just felt like stabbing me (which would make sense since he doesn't like me...)

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MissMizery 19
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Dont be fooled; he knew what he was doing.

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illicitus 6
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I did this to myself a long time ago. Still have the mark under my skin

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Selene1090 26
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My kindergartners are really good about putting whatever in their hand down before giving me a high-five. So it makes me wonder about that student

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doglady 16

What kind of math worksheet is a 4-year-old doing?!

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mattyiscool123 26
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Basic addition and subtraction probably

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band13geek 16
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It was a Christmas-y counting worksheet.

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band13geek 16
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OP here. The child was holding the pencil when I asked for the high five and *might* have not realized what he had done, but he isn't one to follow the rules, which I enforce more so than some of the other teachers, so he could have done it on purpose. I'm not really sure. All I know is that it hurt! But at least he should know now to not stab people.

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