Today, I tried to give a four-year-old I was working with a high-five...

By band13geek - 15/12/2016 01:59

Today, I tried to give a four-year-old I was working with a high-five for finishing his math worksheet. He high-fived me with the pencil. And I don't mean the eraser side. FML

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OP here. The child was holding the pencil when I asked for the high five and *might* have not realized what he had done, but he isn't one to follow the rules, which I enforce more so than some of the other teachers, so he could have done it on purpose. I'm not really sure. All I know is that it hurt! But at least he should know now to not stab people.

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By band13geek | 16

#6726703 - Friday 23 December 2016 20:48

By band13geek | 16

#6726697 - Friday 23 December 2016 20:40

He was just holding it when I asked for the high five. I don't know if he forgot to put it down or if he just felt like stabbing me (which would make sense since he doesn't like me...)

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By caroline43872 | 24

#6724839 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:02

why's this in the intimacy category?

swervelol | 28

#6724841 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:07

Maybe he high-fived her with his other "pencil"

RichardPencil | 28

#6724842 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:08

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Jay18 | 22

#6724847 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:16

y'all need to get off my boi rich

Cali | 54

#6724863 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:41

#1- Fixed it!

cootiequeen4444 | 11

#6724867 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:51

I still see it marked as "intimacy"...

gracehi | 31

#6724899 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 7:24

I'd say OP got pretty intimate with the pencil.

pjsr | 31

#6725113 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 20:13

Kids do result from intimacy

By TwinkleToes7 | 15

#6724840 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:06

This is a great pointer to avoid in the future!

By PencilTips | 19

#6724849 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:21

It's not the pencils fault, it's the person behind the pencil. Don't blame me for your misery, you'll survive OP.

By pjsr | 31

#6724860 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:34

Point well taken, OP!

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#6724862 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:37

Did he just like stab you with the pencil or did he puroosly put it between his fingers so that he can stab you while high fiving?

band13geek | 16

#6726697 - Friday 23 December 2016 20:40

He was just holding it when I asked for the high five. I don't know if he forgot to put it down or if he just felt like stabbing me (which would make sense since he doesn't like me...)