By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
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Garnetshaddow 30

That really does suck. In emergencies, fuckups happen. When I was a teenager, I was in a store and needed to puke (migraine headaches.) I realized when I was done... I'd run in to the men's room. There wasn't a line... but I think it really startled some guys at the urinals when a girl came sprinting out behind them. Oops!

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mariri9206 32

So they can't use the men's room instead? Certainly, they have an actual toilet and not just urinal in there. If it's a one person room, it's not a big deal. If they really had to go that bad but didn't use the men's room, they have no reason to be so angry and it's their own fault for waiting for that room to be free.

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Technastar 25

really? the very first post? lol it seems that someone says it sooner and sooner every fml

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airdude25 18

Even though it's an honest mistake.... that's nasty.

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airdude25 18

Not going into the wrong bathroom... the ******* tampon...

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Garnetshaddow 30

That really does suck. In emergencies, fuckups happen. When I was a teenager, I was in a store and needed to puke (migraine headaches.) I realized when I was done... I'd run in to the men's room. There wasn't a line... but I think it really startled some guys at the urinals when a girl came sprinting out behind them. Oops!

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mariri9206 32

So they can't use the men's room instead? Certainly, they have an actual toilet and not just urinal in there. If it's a one person room, it's not a big deal. If they really had to go that bad but didn't use the men's room, they have no reason to be so angry and it's their own fault for waiting for that room to be free.

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zombiekitten87 12

I've used a men's room many a time when a single person bathroom was occupied for longer than 5 minutes.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

It's also possible OP was not the only person there with an explosive gastric situation. The men's room may have also been occupied for 20+ minutes.

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mcdgaf 14

I use the men's room on a regular basis simply because i don't care where I pee as long as it's in a toilet. The guys are usually weirded out when a chick walks in yelling 'cover yer dicks, I have to pee.'

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Bubbilility 27

There's nowhere to put the feminine hygiene products in a male restroom (for obvious reasons). Also, I would hate to use the male's room, it's like the cleaners never bother with it. I feel sorry for dudes when I walk past and the stench just hits me.

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Royally_shunned 15

I worked in restaurants and was responsible for cleaning restrooms. The womens' usually were the nastiest, believe it or not.

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TacoTheDank 27

I reckon you wouldn't be able to explain to them why you were in there, it's too late anyway, oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯, seriously though, that does suck

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RichardPencil 30

Did you get any of their numbers? Some women go for the dominant type who ***** wherever he pleases.

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TacoTheDank 27

I think you tried too hard on this one.

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RichardPencil 30

Interesting name. However, if you were female and put on a display like that, you would certainly not be a lady!

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xercister 19

It happens... When you got to go, you got to go. Those woman cannot tell you that they haven't felt that problem before...

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Icyghost17 10

I'm hoping it wasn't a used tampon, lol. In all seriousness though, that's just rude. It was clearly just a mistake.

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