Miscellaneous: Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends...

By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By Party Pooper - 25/05/2015 01:59 - United States

Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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By hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2017 03:30 - India - Vijayawada

Today, it's my roommate's birthday. His friends were planning on a surprise birthday cake at midnight last night, and one of them told me about it, hoping to split the expense between us, which I was totally cool with. But I fell asleep before midnight and they didn't even bother to wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By sociallyanxiousroomie - 19/04/2016 10:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 19 December 2016 3:00

Was it for you?

crazyindynathan 13

Monday 19 December 2016 3:09

At least you won't oversleep...

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cuz803 44

Monday 19 December 2016 3:00

Was it for you?

crazyindynathan 13

Monday 19 December 2016 3:09

At least you won't oversleep...

Marjo86 29

Monday 19 December 2016 3:44

So, open your mouth and do something about it?

MikuandKaito 24

Monday 19 December 2016 4:04

Ahh, the ol' inconsiderate roommate. I feel for you.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 December 2016 4:17

How nice of them to celebrate your studiousness! Most achievements go unnoticed.

cootiequeen4444 11

Monday 19 December 2016 4:17

who the **** would even show up to a party, no matter big or mini, at 7am? If asked I'd be like "wtf? hell no, bitch, I'll be sleepin'"

maritime1992 5

Monday 19 December 2016 4:45

You should put a candy bar in her gas tank.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Monday 19 December 2016 5:05

I mean, it is your room so try to tell them to leave because you want to sleep or say you got a headache, that one always causes them to back off.

berniro 14

Monday 19 December 2016 5:45

Who parties at 7am?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 December 2016 5:58

Winners!

countrydad1116 2

Monday 19 December 2016 7:50

So it was you and two girls? In your room alone that could turn out to be a hello fun party!!!

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