Lock your doors

By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Don't you lock your doors?

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talal_icon 19

Lock your doors from now on OP and that's gotta suck and be scary. If I were you I'd also invest in some in home protection.

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friedpwnadge 25

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

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VanillaBeanGhost 15

Why did this one make me laugh so much!!!

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ConfederateSlave 2

GOLD!!!

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talal_icon 19

Lock your doors from now on OP and that's gotta suck and be scary. If I were you I'd also invest in some in home protection.

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kokomo777 17

That must've been so scary! At least he was harmless, that could've gone in a terrible direction. Glad you're alright, OP!

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Ultimate_Batman 28

I digski fam

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Arashikage 18

Translation please?

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snazz23 20

I think it means he enjoys the post...

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cootiequeen4444 11

Ultimate Batman by arse. instead of doing stupid short unrelated to the topic memes based comments you should do legit comments tapered with something batman-y. like "that sounds most unpleasant, OP. I would have screamed too. Just like when my parents were killed right in front of me" or "Do you mean mentally ill or mentally challenged instead?? Or maybe alzheimmers? Is that a mental illness even? I don't see someone with depression or anxiety just being all OOPS wrong house... room... pajamas... people I live with. my bad. And that sliding by the cops. Also, I am totally not a billionaire named Bruce Wayne."

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Ultimate_Batman 28

I truly appreciate the comment above me

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thesmeagol 22

cootiequeen4444 is very tricksy

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trucker2 33

Good thing you didn't shoot now, and ask questions later.... I'd have been scared shitless....to wake up and find someone in my home, much less wearing my pj's

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GhostFox 33

I have to say that you reacted way better than I would have... I really would have freaked out and probably would have hurt either myself, the intruder, or both. Still, sounds like he needs a watcher or that his watcher needs a kick to the rear for letting him wander off. Hope you aren't too rattled by the experience OP.

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TonierShadow 19

Your lucky he only wanted your pyjamas.

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gobiteme2 34

I want to know, did they fit.

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RichardPencil 30

Or is it: Today, I broke into a random house to take a nap. The homeowner called the cops. I bribed them and they hauled him away. FHL?

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sarcasmismyno1 22

Downside: creepy dude in your house. Up side: he was harmless and had awesome taste in PJ's. Coulda been worse. Maybe once he gets treatment he can be a new shopping buddy.

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