By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington
All the FMLs
Fingers crossed
By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton
By BagelTheOtaku - 20/08/2014 05:15 - United States - Brunswick
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By lentmarz - 19/08/2014 23:37 - United States - Boise
lentmarz tells us more.
The story behind this is that when I proposed to my ex, and she said no, I was devastated. I hadn't really gotten over her, but my family set me up and I went out with her to humor them. We had a nice night and had gone out several times since. As for the ring, the materials were worth about $4000 and I spent over 2 weeks smelting and hand designing it. I spent so much time on it, that it didn't feel right to sell it. Also, I have made the decision never to see her again. So yes, I ran.
By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood
By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 21:54 - Canada - Toronto
Creepy nevertheless
By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States
You got what you wanted
By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale
Underage boozing
By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech
By morgie96 - 19/08/2014 04:11 - United States - Pompano Beach
By sorrynotsorry - 19/08/2014 02:59 - United States - Vancouver
By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom
By StephLo - 18/08/2014 21:25 - United States - San Francisco
StephLo_fml tells us more.
No windshield damage that I could see, just sort of startling that she would throw a coin two lanes away during heavy traffic -___-
By FANZZY - 18/08/2014 16:29 - United States - Brooklyn
Tasty snack ideas
By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico
By 919191 - 18/08/2014 13:26 - New Zealand - Christchurch
By I hate children - 18/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
Rats!
By Etrius - 17/08/2014 15:19 - United States - La Grande
By AnnoyedWoman - 17/08/2014 10:19 - United Kingdom - Southampton
By you ripped them off ages ago - 17/08/2014 06:15 - United Kingdom - Derby
By auzziegirl1938 - 16/08/2014 23:53 - Australia - Newcastle
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OP here, got an email saying it's been published, so woooo, cheerin on that one haha. The story is that I moved in on campus recently, and my roommates aren't that bad but they're pretty out there. I was a little miffed, I had told them that I was starting a new job in the morning and that I was sick, they started partying just as went to bed and kept it up until about 3-4am, and I had to be up at 5. As for the window being smashed, someone decided it would be fun to push the heater through the window. Apparently it was cold outside. For the people saying things like "if you can't beat them join them" I don't think walking in after 0 hours sleep would confirm that job for me. As for the window puns..! Keep them coming, love it haha keeping me very amused! ???
By Jenn - 16/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - London
By Hopeless romantic - 16/08/2014 06:20 - Australia - Perth
By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 04:30 - United States - Olney
By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill
By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 21:35 - United States - Green Lane
By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer
Need a bib?
By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights
By HauntedTwilight - 15/08/2014 01:09 - Canada - Mount Uniacke
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Hey, OP here :) I've never experienced any side effects from medication (until now), and when the doctor and I went over the side effects together he kind of chuckled when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur". The medication is cymbalta (anti-depressant) so I took it as a joke that an anti-depressant could cause such a side effect, and when he chuckled I really thought he was kidding. I was clearly wrong, haha. Luckily, I was able to bolt home before anything extremely bad happened. My dog enjoyed the quick run a lot more than I did. Still easily one of the most embarrassing days of my life! I've earned the nickname "Shitty pants" from my 61 year old father who is never going to let me forget this. Shitty situation all around! :P
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Wow I was really surprised to be published, it made my day a bit better. I held off on commenting until I knew more about my issue. I actually went to the doctor two days after this got published. The doctor said it had happened because I had missed like 3 pills(birth control) in one month. The period continued for 3 months with 2-4 day breaks in between. I'm glad to say it's back to normal and on a regular cycle. (I'm 15)