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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
wow when u wrote "drawn" i though you ment like he brought a face, as in a girl. but then i got it the second time lol dude he has issues.
Why would you do that?!?!?!?
I don't understand men!
pls don't generalize all men based on one retard's actions. though i'm not sure how many guys will try this today. :D
oh, i am so doing this now! thats why i tell people i got a huge gesture angel tattooed on my back, so i can talk to it...haha....no imma start talking to my wienner.....hopefully i remember not to use a sharpie... =)
fxdxhk90, Because there has been a lot of reporting about how she has "toe-thumbs." Look it up on this thang called the Internets -- it's a series of tubes.
Let me guess, you are an 18- or 19-year-old from Hong Kong who likes calculus (big surprise)? How did I do?
I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.
Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!