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Show it anywayBut your comment sucked... Go sit in the corner and think about what you did...maybe we'll let you back in later...but you are better off leaving and not coming back
Says the same guy who commented "maybe point him towards the casket?" at someone's FML whose grandpa was looking for his wife at her funeral.
hahahahahahahah
#84 Was it really needed?
That's a Taylor Swift reference!
What a horrible person.
This comment is so simple yet so efficient
bromance much?
Start planning for some revenge OP. Any ideas people?
Laxatives are best for this situation.
And then remove the mechanism inside of the toilet tank, replacing the plug and pulley with a regular rubber stopper.
And then remove the mechanism inside of the toilet tank, replacing the plug and pulley with a regular rubber stopper.
And then remove the mechanism inside of the toilet tank, replacing the plug and pulley with a regular rubber stopper.
Agreed, lots and lots of laxatives. And record the sound of her crying from it in the bathroom. Are there any other things to post anywhere that would embarrass her?
sugar free gummy bears
Wait until you know she's going out, like for a family function or anything like that. Slip some laxatives into her food before she leaves so she ends up with some bad diarrhea in public.
Some people
Time to kill a bitch or at least wipe your ass with her pillow.
its a true fact that you mostly get diarrhea from watching animals relieve their bowels, or by watching goat ****
This calls for revenge...
Next time you have to go, go in her bed.
I think it should be your goal to make her #sorryreallysorry
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Time to kill a bitch or at least wipe your ass with her pillow.
What a horrible person.