By MoxleyCrue - 17/8/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML I agree, your life sucks 24594 You deserved it 3886 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share MoxleyCrue Say more : OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.