Better than the cord snapping isn't it?

Now THAT is an FML I wouldn't want to see

You wouldn't see it, they'd probably be dead, ever wonder why nobody has weote any fml's that bad?

And that bird learned you can get hit by a bungee jumper while flying

Please don't tell me it was a Pelican. That wouldn't have ended well.

Achievement unlocked

Fatality.

Imagine being the bird, flying all peacefully, then suddenly BAM A HUMAN!

guess I'll take bungee jumping off my bucket list ?

Why so? The case of being hit by a bird is like 1 in a million. That's like saying I should stop drinking water because I might choke :) DOOO IT AND HAVE FUN!

I'm pretty sure it was a joke...

poor bird. Did it survive?

I feel so sorry for that bird..

On the bright side, at least it makes a good story for you to tell in the future

"Today, I was flying to go feed my kids who are too you to fly and I bumped into a human and dropper the food I had. I didn't realize that I had to be careful of humans in the sky too. FML"

Proofreading is your friend, #11.

#11's FML deserves a place in the "Best of the Worst" FMLs.

Whoopsie! Still getting use to my phone

Too me to fly? What are you saying I can't fly?! How rude, you don't know me.