yeah at least lipstick alone can't reveal that it was indeed, mom, & not a significant other.

Commas are important... Ick.

So is spelling. He said come, not cum. You people are so immature sometimes.

"Come" is also used by some people as "cum".

doesn't mean it's right

Ok good, as long as I wasn't the only one who thought it bizarre that someone walked into a "big interview" without even looking at themselves in a mirror.

OP could have been running late.

Using the mirror on your car's sun visor would have been better than not checking at all.

Running late for an interview is also a big no no.

He was fine after mommy changed his diaper and kissed his chin. Haha.

I can't tell if I'm super stoned or if you inserted lipstick puns on purpose

They were obviously intentional with their puns young chap. They smacked their lip puns right in that comment.

Hopefully Squidward wasn't conducting the interview. Or any of the judgemental citizens of Bikini Bottom. Why was it such a crime his grandma loved him? He was the only person on that show with loved ones. No one even knows the "MY LEG" Guy's name. Excuse that random rant. I get passionate about my cartoons.

His name is Fred. (:

#31. I stand corrected