Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Top comments
ukeandfoodislife 19
Tell her if she eats her vegetables, she'll be pretty
zharks1010 18
It's just kids; I'm sure you're beautiful :)
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Comments (46)
c_wyld 21
Just imagine how much she'll cry during puberty.
brownapple 22
Or when she actually ends up looking like her.
zharks1010 18
It's just kids; I'm sure you're beautiful :)
jerzjay 17
The one good thing that comes from little kids...is brutal honesty, so I have doubts ?
Cringey 18
How do you know OP is a woman?
itszdm 4
Who mentioned anything about OP being a girl?
dafluckster 6
Why would the niece, a female, fear looking like a man? Your logic makes no sense.
shemademedoit 20
^ to start off she's a kid. secondly there are brothers and sisters that do look alike. dumbass
jozhe 21
Well, it's quite possible.
Nubsche 18
It could be worse, she could look like nicki minaj
chuka81 27
Apart from the stupid hair styles, what is wrong with Nicki Minaj?
JMichael 26
Her music.
Nubsche 18
#16, what isn't?
trex454 21
you could land a 747 on her lips
slutfactory 17
#24, you could say the same about Angelina Jolie's lips, but many consider her one of the world's most beautiful women. I personally think Nicki Minaj is a beautiful woman, I just don't enjoy her attitude or music.
ukeandfoodislife 19
Tell her if she eats her vegetables, she'll be pretty
patts_ 23
She can't handle the fact that she's gonna look so gorgeous! I just had to be that motivating girl. Haha
tylercoffman420 19
Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnn
steph2987 25
Maybe they were tears of joy?
brownapple 22
Or maybe they weren't?
HeadlessSparrow 20
Maybe she started crying because she didn't want to be pretty?
vikky538 29
With or without makeup?