FML : Today, a customer approached me, smiling and asked what kind of cheese was in our cheddar cheese balls. Thinking he was joking, I laughed and said "swiss."...

Today, a customer approached me, smiling and asked what kind of cheese was in our cheddar cheese balls. Thinking he was joking, I laughed and said "swiss." He ordered, found they were indeed cheddar cheese, and reported me. FML

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I didn't think it was swiss..I made a stupid joke that backfired. Cheddar cheese balls are the only fried cheese item we carry. There is a 6 foot menu board with the description right under the item. The customer is a regular who comes in and harasses us all the time. He says things like I will go to hell for having a tattoo while he buys lottery tickets out of the machine. Since he laughs the comments he makes off like he's joking, I figured I could joke with him a bit.

By bandaidstations - / Monday 17 August 2015 03:33 / United States - Pittsburgh

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By DevilsMetsGiants | 30

#6383754 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:56

You can't cure stupid

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6383755 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:58

There were a few holes in your approach.

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By hussamhasi | 22

#6383753 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Myo_fml | 20

#6383782 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:10

Looks like we have a commenter almost as dumb as the customer.

bigblackdude101 | 16

#6383809 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

hussamhasi | 22

#6383815 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:56

U guys couldn't take or understand a joke ? Lol

LilMissCanadian | 22

#6383821 - Monday 17 August 2015 20:12

Myo, even though the comment didn't sound intelligent to you and many others, yours was unnecessary and pretty rude.

hussamhasi | 22

#6383829 - Monday 17 August 2015 20:18

Hahaha people ! It was a damn joke and I don't care about you mayo , get a life , your info says a lot ..

mukduk | 21

#6383839 - Monday 17 August 2015 20:31

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

hussamhasi | 22

#6383844 - Monday 17 August 2015 20:34

That depends from person to another ;)

gantoman | 13

#6384170 - Tuesday 18 August 2015 3:24

Tbh #19 is the only one who spoke the truth here, you're all idiots, and #1, your jokes are shit. I can find a starving kid in Africa that can fart rhythms that would be funnier than your joke.

By DevilsMetsGiants | 30

#6383754 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:56

You can't cure stupid

okokalright | 15

#6383850 - Monday 17 August 2015 20:40

You don't deserve so many downvotes OP. Honestly some people aren't the smartest. It wasn't your fault you didn't know he was serious, i mean it's in the name for a fucking reason

PhinIt2WinIt | 24

#6383903 - Monday 17 August 2015 22:04

But still. If there was the slightest chance he was being serious, he should've told him the truth. But still that customer was stupid.

chinaski7628 | 32

#6383968 - Monday 17 August 2015 23:39

When I worked at a cafe, a customer asked me what the difference between a cappuccino and an iced cappuccino was. Thinking it was a joke, I laughed at her. She did not like that. Sometimes, people ask stupid or obvious questions. Sometimes it's because they're joking around (some people, like my dad, think it's funny to ask servers stupid questions); sometimes it's because they're actually that obtuse. It's hard to know the difference sometimes.

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6383755 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:58

There were a few holes in your approach.

IWishIWasObama | 12

#6383773 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:05

OP gouda done better

Rskittles10 | 16

#6383791 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:22

That was a bit cheesy

Jowisee | 29

#6383792 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Honest_Guy | 10

#6383866 - Monday 17 August 2015 21:10

I guess it just was nacho day

CamBen42 | 29

#6383898 - Monday 17 August 2015 21:58

Op really could have had a cheddar approach to the situation

chinaski7628 | 32

#6383971 - Monday 17 August 2015 23:42

I Camembert anymore cheese puns! They're real muensters!

False_Stupidity | 41

#6384283 - Tuesday 18 August 2015 5:33

These puns are grate, couldn't brie any better.

By DA3Z | 16

#6383756 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:58

What's all this cheese doing in my cheese balls?!

sstahpp | 33

#6383801 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:40

I found this hilarious. :/

By glamour_083 | 13

#6383757 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:59

unfortunately, not everyone can recognize or appreciate sarcasm

By LilMissCanadian | 22

#6383758 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:59

Some people can't detect sarcasm.

By DeathofCareBear | 21

#6383759 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:59

Just remember it's best to ignore stupid people. That's why I don't go outside.

By woainishamu | 21

#6383761 - Monday 17 August 2015 18:59

Was his brain full of holes like the Swiss cheese too?

AnyaS | 19

#6383865 - Monday 17 August 2015 21:09

Interesting fact: not all Swiss cheese has holes and not all cheese with holes are Swiss.

By Destiny8745 | 29

#6383764 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:02

Well that's not gouda. :D I'll go ahead and show myself out for that cheesy pun.

By Benmantha | 31

#6383770 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:04

Never ever assume that customers, asking this kind of questions, will understand irony/sarcasm/any kind of joke. Never.

Marcelb | 17

#6384494 - Tuesday 18 August 2015 10:55

Oops, accidentally down voted you. But OP assumed the customer made a joke and just went along with it, instead of reacting sarcastically/jokingly of their own accord.

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