By BarhydtBran - 18/08/2015 01:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 975
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Rule #1 of military training, don't talk back man. Have you not seen full metal jacket?

You had to have known that talking back would probably end badly.

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Wow wrong fml - lol fail, sorry all

Don't worry. Everyone will bury the bejeezuz out of this comment.

#2, no one should ever use "xD".

....who cares though.

I totally agree, it's so stupid xD

Rule #1 of military training, don't talk back man. Have you not seen full metal jacket?

But OP agreed with the drill sergeant!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

That's bull shit! U now have insulted so many people! My bc is in the military and he would beat you for that comment

As far as rules go, I'm pretty sure they don't get phones at basic. I know my husband had zero contact besides writing letters at boot camp. So I'm wondering how he wrote this.

I think Rule #14 is: You are not as funny as you think you are. (Unless you're named Skippy, anyway.)

You had to have known that talking back would probably end badly.

Well, you deserved it for talking back

Is he Gordon Ramsay?

Only response should be "Yes sir"

Jesus Christ man, have you not seen all those military movies?

totally agree with # 3 why would u do that? what exactly were u expecting?

And did you proceed to cut the cheese after saying "Yes sir, with extra cheese."?

Holy shit I'm dying! :'D

Tumblr? Is that you? What are you doing here?

No..this is Patrick.

No it's Becky