mommycooks
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Interference
Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
Well, at least you can thank her for one thing: spending more time with your family! They're all going to wait until the turkey's done, right?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well, by that point it won't matter what the food tastes like, people gonna eat that shit 'til it's goneeee. :)
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geekpower_fml 28
Well, at least you can thank her for one thing: spending more time with your family! They're all going to wait until the turkey's done, right?
honeybadgerr 9
For some reason I feel like their family is the "everybody loves Raymond" kind of family. If this is, in fact, the case, I'm sure OP is more than happy to be spending time with family lol
NuTrees 9
Well I don't know about others family thanksgiving but, my family doesn't leave right after dinner. It's like a mini family reunion for us.
chell1894 13
One part of our family always came right before dinner, chowed down, and left while everyone was still eating. We've stopped inviting them. I think they just wanted free food. But other then that my families the same. Hang out after and play games.
winkydog4056 16
#55_Any neighbors come running in screaming 'help, the pixies took my penis' at YOUR family reunion?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well, by that point it won't matter what the food tastes like, people gonna eat that shit 'til it's goneeee. :)
Teyros 24
Moms will be moms!! Looking to spend as much time as they can and calling you their baby even though you're grown up....
Harpy20 24
She can be mom, but I would definitely tell her to gtfo of my kitchen.
sulitak 27
I second this. My Mom doesn't TOUCH my oven. if I have her over for a dinner, I'm cooking.
patrickalamo 48
Act like you received a call, run out and get a burger.
rachelnam 5
Gobble gobble!! :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I should sue you for plagiarism.
gc327072 31
Calm down there, Apple.
monstersocks 5
that's probably what the turkey is saying in the oven.
chrissy2 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
LOL! Your mom is a dumbass!
happyllama12 5
LOL the quality of this comment was said by a dumbass!
meh1420 2
I agree
turkturkington 13
Shut up, 8.
chrissy2 28
Yeah I kind of thought that when right after I posted the comment. Too bad you can't delete comments. Tried to edit it but I timed out. Sorry guys :/
Udderboy 4
Hell, we aren't done eating until 3 am or so on thanksgiving! Just start out later
BlowinChronic 18
Get Chinese like in the Christmas story :D
BlowinChronic 18
I know OP is talking about thanksgiving, but it's the same type of deal where dinner doesn't work out so they go out for Chinese.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
More time to spend with ones family! :D
teresee 8
Chinese food, anyone?
Vimy 6
I love how the guy 2 comments above you said pretty much the same exact thing but is getting thumbed down.