Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She...

By fuq - 22/5/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

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By xrainbowshadowx | 17

#4469613 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:06

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

By SuperKnuckels | 6

#4469517 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:06

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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By heyhihello95 | 12

#4469500 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:05

I'd create a fake job if I were you.

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#4469617 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:15

She can work for me ;)

nofearjenshere | 12

#4469815 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:36

^ Ew?

ForTheWin23 | 1

#4469905 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:51

Hopefully you work at an insane asylum...considering your offer I don't think I had to ask

tjv3 | 10

#4470292 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:17

The best thing you could do is play to her delusions. Install fake mini cams and stuff like that

ELIte10 | 0

#4470438 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:57

Help her get a job then

Dr0reos | 8

#4470607 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 3:53

Man OP that sucks. nice use of the word wench by the way

wallandpiece | 16

#4471322 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:51

Well, David Cameron is a bit of a sly bastard. And Nick Clegg isn't much better either.

jonriise18 | 3

#4471555 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 10:20

Pay her to leave. Win-win.... Kinda.

By SuperKnuckels | 6

#4469517 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:06

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

shift_love | 13

#4469680 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:26

Yep here we go again with David Ickes theory of the reptilians. That may be a laugh, but big brother is very very real. Do some research op, there's cameras everywhere, government drones patrolling American cities. Get ready for 1984.

mvems | 13

#4470003 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:15

Only the minister of magic!

SpottedZebra42 | 14

#4470103 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:35

They are in Britain. At least that's what Doctor Who taught me.....

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#4470489 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 3:10

To be fair, looking at Cameron, I can see him as a lizard. And from news of spy rocks to phone taps, it's easy to become paranoid living in Britain these days.

FYL, OP. I'm sure she'll find a job right soon. They're all over the place! Practically everyone is hiring! (/sarcasm)

mxpklx | 12

#4470763 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 4:40

Beware of the Annunaki and their illuminati brethren!

Dr0reos | 8

#4473533 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:02

Yeah we all know the world is secretly run by an alliance of the illuminati and the lizard people.

By rubberduckie94 | 13

#4469553 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:09

Relax and enjoy the crazy. It can be fun if you roll with it.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#4470498 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 3:13

So I've heard.

By hthelittleone | 10

#4469565 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:11

Government drain monster?

By ole_sidai | 4

#4469571 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:11

Everyone knows the prime minister IS a shape shifting lizard!

alfred07 | 18

#4469885 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:49

Remember that one time he forgot to change into his human form? Oh what a fun prime minister's question that was.

By olpally | 32

#4469579 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:12

Sounds like she belongs in the insane asylum... Yikes!

Jumpingmal2 | 6

#4469687 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:28

Why thank you very much ;)

olpally | 32

#4469723 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:30

Thanks 18 :) nice try 19, haha :P

tinkx22 | 6

#4469750 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:25

Cutie!

gracevet88 | 0

#4470691 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 4:21

This guy right here is a government spy

By SkoomaKi | 25

#4469587 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:13

Moderators can you delete this. My comments are going hay wire.

By MotherHen88 | 4

#4469611 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:14

I wonder what she thinks of the Geico gecko

By xrainbowshadowx | 17

#4469613 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:06

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

Jessabear143 | 4

#4469841 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:41

That is an awful yet amazing idea. I think it should be done. Maybe she'll get so freaked out she'll leave.

lorenzoman77 | 7

#4469936 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:57

Wasn't that the point 45?.. O.o

NoisyNykkii | 10

#4471123 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 7:15

Put a camera in the shower.

HeyMondayAddict | 4

#4471298 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:42

We're trying to help him get her to leave not help him make a porno

jonriise18 | 3

#4471557 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 10:22

Why not get her to leave AND make a porno!? Win-win.

By rubberduckie94 | 13

#4469630 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:07

Relax and enjoy the crazy. It can be fun if you just roll with it.

msl1333 | 4

#4470821 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 4:57

I agree. If only you were in America though. We'd give you a reality show.

"Tonight on A&E it's an all new 'Hoarders', followed by an all new 'Intervention', followed by an all new 'My Step Mother's a Paranoid Schizophrenic'".

msl1333 | 4

#4470829 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:00

Damn. Mother in law...I am ashamed.