I'd create a fake job if I were you.

She can work for me ;)

^ Ew?

Hopefully you work at an insane asylum...considering your offer I don't think I had to ask

The best thing you could do is play to her delusions. Install fake mini cams and stuff like that

Help her get a job then

Man OP that sucks. nice use of the word wench by the way

Well, David Cameron is a bit of a sly bastard. And Nick Clegg isn't much better either.

Pay her to leave. Win-win.... Kinda.

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

Yep here we go again with David Ickes theory of the reptilians. That may be a laugh, but big brother is very very real. Do some research op, there's cameras everywhere, government drones patrolling American cities. Get ready for 1984.

Only the minister of magic!

They are in Britain. At least that's what Doctor Who taught me.....

To be fair, looking at Cameron, I can see him as a lizard. And from news of spy rocks to phone taps, it's easy to become paranoid living in Britain these days. FYL, OP. I'm sure she'll find a job right soon. They're all over the place! Practically everyone is hiring! (/sarcasm)

Beware of the Annunaki and their illuminati brethren!

Yeah we all know the world is secretly run by an alliance of the illuminati and the lizard people.

Relax and enjoy the crazy. It can be fun if you roll with it.

So I've heard.

Government drain monster?

Everyone knows the prime minister IS a shape shifting lizard!

Remember that one time he forgot to change into his human form? Oh what a fun prime minister's question that was.

Sounds like she belongs in the insane asylum... Yikes!

Why thank you very much ;)

Thanks 18 :) nice try 19, haha :P

Cutie!

This guy right here is a government spy

Moderators can you delete this. My comments are going hay wire.

I wonder what she thinks of the Geico gecko

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

That is an awful yet amazing idea. I think it should be done. Maybe she'll get so freaked out she'll leave.

Wasn't that the point 45?.. O.o

Put a camera in the shower.

We're trying to help him get her to leave not help him make a porno

Why not get her to leave AND make a porno!? Win-win.

Relax and enjoy the crazy. It can be fun if you just roll with it.

Rolling is never a good idea. You get gravel in your face. I'm sorry. That was terrible. I have disgraced myself.

I agree. If only you were in America though. We'd give you a reality show. "Tonight on A&E it's an all new 'Hoarders', followed by an all new 'Intervention', followed by an all new 'My Step Mother's a Paranoid Schizophrenic'".

Damn. Mother in law...I am ashamed.