Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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xrainbowshadowx
| 17
Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.
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heyhihello95
| 12
I'd create a fake job if I were you.
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iLOLatURpain69
| 7
She can work for me ;)
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nofearjenshere
| 12
^ Ew?
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ForTheWin23
| 1
Hopefully you work at an insane asylum...considering your offer I don't think I had to ask
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tjv3
| 10
The best thing you could do is play to her delusions. Install fake mini cams and stuff like that
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ELIte10
| 0
Help her get a job then
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Dr0reos
| 8
Man OP that sucks. nice use of the word wench by the way
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wallandpiece
| 16
Well, David Cameron is a bit of a sly bastard. And Nick Clegg isn't much better either.
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jonriise18
| 3
Pay her to leave. Win-win.... Kinda.
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.
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shift_love
| 13
Yep here we go again with David Ickes theory of the reptilians. That may be a laugh, but big brother is very very real. Do some research op, there's cameras everywhere, government drones patrolling American cities. Get ready for 1984.
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mvems
| 13
Only the minister of magic!
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SpottedZebra42
| 14
They are in Britain. At least that's what Doctor Who taught me.....
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
To be fair, looking at Cameron, I can see him as a lizard. And from news of spy rocks to phone taps, it's easy to become paranoid living in Britain these days.
FYL, OP. I'm sure she'll find a job right soon. They're all over the place! Practically everyone is hiring! (/sarcasm)
FYL, OP. I'm sure she'll find a job right soon. They're all over the place! Practically everyone is hiring! (/sarcasm)
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mxpklx
| 12
Beware of the Annunaki and their illuminati brethren!
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Dr0reos
| 8
Yeah we all know the world is secretly run by an alliance of the illuminati and the lizard people.
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rubberduckie94
| 13
Relax and enjoy the crazy. It can be fun if you roll with it.
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
So I've heard.
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hthelittleone
| 10
Government drain monster?
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ole_sidai
| 4
Everyone knows the prime minister IS a shape shifting lizard!
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alfred07
| 18
Remember that one time he forgot to change into his human form? Oh what a fun prime minister's question that was.
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olpally
| 32
Sounds like she belongs in the insane asylum... Yikes!
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Jumpingmal2
| 7
Why thank you very much ;)
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olpally
| 32
Thanks 18 :) nice try 19, haha :P
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tinkx22
| 6
Cutie!
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gracevet88
| 0
This guy right here is a government spy
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Moderators can you delete this. My comments are going hay wire.
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MotherHen88
| 4
I wonder what she thinks of the Geico gecko
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xrainbowshadowx
| 17
Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.
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Jessabear143
| 4
That is an awful yet amazing idea. I think it should be done. Maybe she'll get so freaked out she'll leave.
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lorenzoman77
| 7
Wasn't that the point 45?.. O.o
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NoisyNykkii
| 10
Put a camera in the shower.
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HeyMondayAddict
| 4
We're trying to help him get her to leave not help him make a porno
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jonriise18
| 3
Why not get her to leave AND make a porno!? Win-win.
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rubberduckie94
| 13
Relax and enjoy the crazy. It can be fun if you just roll with it.
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msl1333
| 4
I agree. If only you were in America though. We'd give you a reality show.
"Tonight on A&E it's an all new 'Hoarders', followed by an all new 'Intervention', followed by an all new 'My Step Mother's a Paranoid Schizophrenic'".
"Tonight on A&E it's an all new 'Hoarders', followed by an all new 'Intervention', followed by an all new 'My Step Mother's a Paranoid Schizophrenic'".
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msl1333
| 4
Damn. Mother in law...I am ashamed.