By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

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SuperKnuckels 6

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

She can work for me ;)

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ForTheWin23 1

Hopefully you work at an insane asylum...considering your offer I don't think I had to ask

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tjv3 10

The best thing you could do is play to her delusions. Install fake mini cams and stuff like that

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Dr0reos 8

Man OP that sucks. nice use of the word wench by the way

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wallandpiece 16

Well, David Cameron is a bit of a sly bastard. And Nick Clegg isn't much better either.

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SuperKnuckels 6

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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shift_love 13

Yep here we go again with David Ickes theory of the reptilians. That may be a laugh, but big brother is very very real. Do some research op, there's cameras everywhere, government drones patrolling American cities. Get ready for 1984.

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SpottedZebra42 14

They are in Britain. At least that's what Doctor Who taught me.....

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ImaginaryFoe 0

To be fair, looking at Cameron, I can see him as a lizard. And from news of spy rocks to phone taps, it's easy to become paranoid living in Britain these days. FYL, OP. I'm sure she'll find a job right soon. They're all over the place! Practically everyone is hiring! (/sarcasm)

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mxpklx 12

Beware of the Annunaki and their illuminati brethren!

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Dr0reos 8

Yeah we all know the world is secretly run by an alliance of the illuminati and the lizard people.

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hthelittleone 10

Government drain monster?

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ole_sidai 4

Everyone knows the prime minister IS a shape shifting lizard!

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alfred07 18

Remember that one time he forgot to change into his human form? Oh what a fun prime minister's question that was.

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olpally 32

Sounds like she belongs in the insane asylum... Yikes!

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olpally 32

Thanks 18 :) nice try 19, haha :P

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gracevet88 0

This guy right here is a government spy

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SkoomaKi 27

Moderators can you delete this. My comments are going hay wire.

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MotherHen88 4

I wonder what she thinks of the Geico gecko

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

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Jessabear143 4

That is an awful yet amazing idea. I think it should be done. Maybe she'll get so freaked out she'll leave.

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lorenzoman77 7

Wasn't that the point 45?.. O.o

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NoisyNykkii 10

Put a camera in the shower.

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HeyMondayAddict 4

We're trying to help him get her to leave not help him make a porno

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jonriise18 3

Why not get her to leave AND make a porno!? Win-win.

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rubberduckie94 13

Relax and enjoy the crazy. It can be fun if you just roll with it.

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msl1333 4

I agree. If only you were in America though. We'd give you a reality show. "Tonight on A&E it's an all new 'Hoarders', followed by an all new 'Intervention', followed by an all new 'My Step Mother's a Paranoid Schizophrenic'".

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msl1333 4

Damn. Mother in law...I am ashamed.

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