She can work for me ;)

^ Ew?

Hopefully you work at an insane asylum...considering your offer I don't think I had to ask

The best thing you could do is play to her delusions. Install fake mini cams and stuff like that

Help her get a job then

Man OP that sucks. nice use of the word wench by the way

Well, David Cameron is a bit of a sly bastard. And Nick Clegg isn't much better either.

Pay her to leave. Win-win.... Kinda.

Yep here we go again with David Ickes theory of the reptilians. That may be a laugh, but big brother is very very real. Do some research op, there's cameras everywhere, government drones patrolling American cities. Get ready for 1984.

Only the minister of magic!

They are in Britain. At least that's what Doctor Who taught me.....

To be fair, looking at Cameron, I can see him as a lizard. And from news of spy rocks to phone taps, it's easy to become paranoid living in Britain these days. FYL, OP. I'm sure she'll find a job right soon. They're all over the place! Practically everyone is hiring! (/sarcasm)

Beware of the Annunaki and their illuminati brethren!

Yeah we all know the world is secretly run by an alliance of the illuminati and the lizard people.

So I've heard.

Remember that one time he forgot to change into his human form? Oh what a fun prime minister's question that was.

Why thank you very much ;)

Thanks 18 :) nice try 19, haha :P

Cutie!

This guy right here is a government spy

That is an awful yet amazing idea. I think it should be done. Maybe she'll get so freaked out she'll leave.

Wasn't that the point 45?.. O.o

Put a camera in the shower.

We're trying to help him get her to leave not help him make a porno

Why not get her to leave AND make a porno!? Win-win.

I agree. If only you were in America though. We'd give you a reality show. "Tonight on A&E it's an all new 'Hoarders', followed by an all new 'Intervention', followed by an all new 'My Step Mother's a Paranoid Schizophrenic'".

Damn. Mother in law...I am ashamed.