FML : Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave....

Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CathyM / Tuesday 27 September 2011 05:18 / United States

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By cradle6 | 13

#3355505 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:10

Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3355650 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:41

Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.

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By wazdog | 4

#3355486 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:08

Did you reuse it?

qwert1994 | 0

#3355916 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:03

The registrar?

By Jovecove | 13

#3355497 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:09

Hahaha funny guy

By IamDre | 5

#3355499 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:09

On the bright side...well, there is no bright side. FYL

FuttBuck | 0

#3355532 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:13

Good job copying my comment I posted on the next fml.

kaylee777 | 0

#3355561 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:20

Or did you copy his?

iAmScrubs | 19

#3355650 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:41

Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.

FuttBuck | 0

#3355866 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:45

23 touché

teotsi | 28

#5902332 - Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:51

at least it wasn't leaking... right?

By cradle6 | 13

#3355505 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:10

Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?

ileina | 5

#3360715 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:41

Very well said.

LemonandLime | 13

#5152047 - Thursday 15 November 2012 12:46

I don't feel sorry for the OP, how is this an FML? If you work in a hospital you accept that there's gonna be body fluids!

By arcticdoctorwho | 0

#3355507 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:10

There are some weirdos out there.

By Rico_Mal1116 | 0

#3355509 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:10

Free lemonade?

tylersign | 11

#3355590 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:28

If there was a man who pees lemonade.. I'd buy him.

qwert1994 | 0

#3355937 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:06

Milk, Milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made.

By th4m4ster | 6

#3355516 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:11

At least it was 2 feet , and not 2 inches from ur face

By Ugi | 26

#3355524 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:12

You should have put some flowers into it!

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3355541 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:16

What a great souvenir from the vacation to the hospital. Before someone leaves with to take a plastic urinal home as a new pet, though, a person should know they are a big responsibility.

They must be feed three times a day, let out to pee frequently, given a nice bed to sleep on, and the owner must be up for the task of walking it.