By CathyM - 27/09/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML
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cradle6 13

Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?

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iAmScrubs 19

Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.

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wazdog 4

Did you reuse it?

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qwert1994 0
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The registrar?

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Jovecove 13
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Hahaha funny guy

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IamDre 5
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On the bright side...well, there is no bright side. FYL

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FuttBuck 0
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Good job copying my comment I posted on the next fml.

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kaylee777 0

Or did you copy his?

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iAmScrubs 19

Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.

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FuttBuck 0
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23 touché

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teotsi 28
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at least it wasn't leaking... right?

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cradle6 13

Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?

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ileina 5
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Very well said.

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LemonandLime 13
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I don't feel sorry for the OP, how is this an FML? If you work in a hospital you accept that there's gonna be body fluids!

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arcticdoctorwho 0

There are some weirdos out there.

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Free lemonade?

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tylersign 11

If there was a man who pees lemonade.. I'd buy him.

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qwert1994 0
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Milk, Milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made.

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th4m4ster 6
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At least it was 2 feet , and not 2 inches from ur face

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Ugi 26
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You should have put some flowers into it!

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iAmScrubs 19

What a great souvenir from the vacation to the hospital. Before someone leaves with to take a plastic urinal home as a new pet, though, a person should know they are a big responsibility. They must be feed three times a day, let out to pee frequently, given a nice bed to sleep on, and the owner must be up for the task of walking it.

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kaceemae 7

Suck it up, and wipe down your counter. As an ED and critical care nurse, I've seen and dealt with a lot worse.

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elisabeth1_fml 0
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My thoughts exactly. What a whiny person. Gotta be a male lol

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