Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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Top comments
Bryce8 11
Take it as a compliment, clearly she got jealous of you and thought you were looking at her boyfriend. And don't worry, you will find that someone special one day.
feliciaheartu 21
That girl, needs a chill pill.
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Bryce8 11
Take it as a compliment, clearly she got jealous of you and thought you were looking at her boyfriend. And don't worry, you will find that someone special one day.
LilMissCanadian 22
She should also be thankful she isn't as crazy as the girl. She needs to chill.
feliciaheartu 21
That girl, needs a chill pill.
okokalright 15
But honestly f her boyfriends life. If she's that insecure, I can't imagine what other things she may have done.
MrBlackledge 12
Did you at least try to grab her boyfriend afterwards?
money2g 7
You should've told her, bitch get up off these N-U-T'S cuz he gets none of these. That would probably send the message real clear.
KhalidJarrar 7
I am happy how everyone is nice to OP and nobody gave her a YDI :-) FML community is such a warm and kind place to be :-)
Jashie 18
Why would it even be her fault in the first place. It doesn't even make sense
sweetbliss3 37
insecure much? that girl needs to get it together.
sallycinnamon 21
Butter luck next time
Debauchery7 17
You should have demonstratively opened the butter and rubbed it all over yourself, to make it clear you wanted the butter. Fhl for having such a jealous girlfriend, but you will find an amazing guy so don't worry ;)
starletpeachz 12
that girl is obviously insecure and apparently not smart enough to realize she was infront of the butter -.- why be in a grocery store? hello, stealing your man wasn't on my list dumbass, it was butter
Brandi_Faith 34
Op shows the girl the list, "yes clearly I have written down 'steal random girls boyfriend' on my list for today."
Ladisa 28
#10, cue random girl's answer, "I can't believe it's not butter"
itwasntme14 19
Seems like it could be an FML for the girlfriend as well she clearly has some jealousy or trust issues. You're better off being alone than in her shoes OP!