By Anonymous - 23/5/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
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  hatesfate  |  6

Actually the poop particals as a result of a fart could be brown... The gas from a fart can not be seen by the naked eye...

Don't believe me? Ask someone to fart while you put your eye to their ass... Just be careful of pink eye. ;-)

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  yasssx3  |  6

It's one of those moments where you're never gonna get over it. As in like 3 years later your still gonna be like 'Mother of God' and be just as embarrassed as the first time.

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

Can you imagine explaining the explosion?

Fireman: So, how'd this happen?
OP: Well, um.....I thought I'd light my fart, but I had a bigger fart than usual, and it exploded

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  geko911  |  22

What? Stick your finger down your skirt and up your ass and hope it works? Make a ball with a sheet of paper and try to make it fit down there? Ooohhh well yes genius that's a marvelous idea!