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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 May 2012 20:38 / United Kingdom
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They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.

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You will now forever be known as "Sir Farts A Lot" or "Mc Stinky" around the office. Time to start looking for new employment.

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I'm surprised that top comment isn't quoting the movie Step Brothers. I couldn't be the only one thinking it...

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The only reason they don't find it funny is because they are stuck up assholes who don't think their shit stinks but believe me it does it all does

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Actually the poop particals as a result of a fart could be brown... The gas from a fart can not be seen by the naked eye... Don't believe me? Ask someone to fart while you put your eye to their ass... Just be careful of pink eye. ;-)

Hopefully you did a hell of a presentation. But the embarrassment will blow over soon, no need to stress over the small stuff.

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It's one of those moments where you're never gonna get over it. As in like 3 years later your still gonna be like 'Mother of God' and be just as embarrassed as the first time.

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They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.

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Can you imagine explaining the explosion? Fireman: So, how'd this happen? OP: Well, um.....I thought I'd light my fart, but I had a bigger fart than usual, and it exploded

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How would you not cringe? OP was in front of SENIOR employees and let out a 2-3 second fart. It's incredibly embarrassing and very cringe-worthy.

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11 - it's called EMPATHY, I cringe from the embarrassment op must have felt letting out a wet shart in front of important colleagues.

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28 - ew. I do not believe op said anything about it being wet... In that case he would of mentioned about asking for a few minutes to go change... I hope anyway.

They should understand that sometimes farts are hard to hold in- and that they can be random. Hope your presentation was great, though.

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What? Stick your finger down your skirt and up your ass and hope it works? Make a ball with a sheet of paper and try to make it fit down there? Ooohhh well yes genius that's a marvelous idea!

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