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Silence is not so Golden.
And smelly
You will now forever be known as "Sir Farts A Lot" or "Mc Stinky" around the office. Time to start looking for new employment.
I'm surprised that top comment isn't quoting the movie Step Brothers. I couldn't be the only one thinking it...
But it can be deadly
It could possibly brown instead
Actually the poop particals as a result of a fart could be brown... The gas from a fart can not be seen by the naked eye... Don't believe me? Ask someone to fart while you put your eye to their ass... Just be careful of pink eye. ;-)
Did you give everyone in the room a pink eye?
Hopefully you did a hell of a presentation. But the embarrassment will blow over soon, no need to stress over the small stuff.
Lol blow over.. No pun intended...
It's one of those moments where you're never gonna get over it. As in like 3 years later your still gonna be like 'Mother of God' and be just as embarrassed as the first time.
Isn't it 'oh god, why'
Come to think of it I don't remember the last time I had those monstrous farts..... Oh wait that yesterday, during my presentation.
#38 Himself.
They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.
For all we know, it could well have been explosive.
There's more than one way to get an audience fired up. They'll have a blast I'm sure.
Can you imagine explaining the explosion? Fireman: So, how'd this happen? OP: Well, um.....I thought I'd light my fart, but I had a bigger fart than usual, and it exploded
That really was funnier in my mind lol
This app is messing up, sorry
Sounds like it was the longest 2 or 3 seconds of OP's life.
this makes me cringe so much. i feel bad for you. :-(
How would you not cringe? OP was in front of SENIOR employees and let out a 2-3 second fart. It's incredibly embarrassing and very cringe-worthy.
28 - ew. I do not believe op said anything about it being wet... In that case he would of mentioned about asking for a few minutes to go change... I hope anyway.
Well at least all the pressure is gone. Well you let them have a whiff of your smelf.
They should understand that sometimes farts are hard to hold in- and that they can be random. Hope your presentation was great, though.
Maybe if it was so hard to hold it in, he could...plug it? With... Something...... O_o
What? Stick your finger down your skirt and up your ass and hope it works? Make a ball with a sheet of paper and try to make it fit down there? Ooohhh well yes genius that's a marvelous idea!
Ya he should have been like did you guys here that barking spider?
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They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.
Silence is not so Golden.