FML : Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted...

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Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 May 2012 20:38 / United Kingdom - London

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By SkoomaKi | 24

#4473540 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:03

They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.

By Sinsation | 7

#4473523 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:01

Silence is not so Golden.

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By Sinsation | 7

#4473523 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:01

Silence is not so Golden.

RaggleFrock | 13

#4473544 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:04

And smelly

causticgirl | 6

#4473565 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:09

You will now forever be known as "Sir Farts A Lot" or "Mc Stinky" around the office. Time to start looking for new employment.

chowE_fml | 4

#4473622 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:30

Now op will be the 'Butt' of all the office jokes.

kayla_ann0o | 9

#4473666 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:50

It's that kind of moment that calls for a "that was easy" button. Keeps it less awkward.

randii_17 | 11

#4473674 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:52

I'm surprised that top comment isn't quoting the movie Step Brothers. I couldn't be the only one thinking it...

amandajlucas2015 | 2

#4474469 - Thursday 24 May 2012 1:46

The only reason they don't find it funny is because they are stuck up assholes who don't think their shit stinks but believe me it does it all does

nictransitglory | 4

#4474666 - Thursday 24 May 2012 3:09

But it can be deadly

cr3ativity | 15

#4474855 - Thursday 24 May 2012 4:38

It could possibly brown instead

hatesfate | 6

#4475264 - Thursday 24 May 2012 8:42

Actually the poop particals as a result of a fart could be brown... The gas from a fart can not be seen by the naked eye...

Don't believe me? Ask someone to fart while you put your eye to their ass... Just be careful of pink eye. ;-)

ProfessionalTrol_fml | 14

#4476518 - Thursday 24 May 2012 16:56

Did you give everyone in the room a pink eye?

By Devin91 | 20

#4473524 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:01

Hopefully you did a hell of a presentation. But the embarrassment will blow over soon, no need to stress over the small stuff.

kikiray | 3

#4473597 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:20

Lol blow over.. No pun intended...

chowE_fml | 4

#4474347 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:58

Won't blow over completely until OP checks their undies for accidental poo

1poohbear5 | 7

#4474492 - Thursday 24 May 2012 1:59

By the sound of it, it wasn't small haha

yasssx3 | 6

#4475011 - Thursday 24 May 2012 5:49

It's one of those moments where you're never gonna get over it. As in like 3 years later your still gonna be like 'Mother of God' and be just as embarrassed as the first time.

dannyice | 2

#4475987 - Thursday 24 May 2012 14:19

Isn't it 'oh god, why'

By gamercanadian | 11

#4473535 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:03

Come to think of it I don't remember the last time I had those monstrous farts..... Oh wait that yesterday, during my presentation.

The_Troller | 14

#4474378 - Thursday 24 May 2012 1:15

Who are you talking to?

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4474712 - Thursday 24 May 2012 3:25

#38 Himself.

By SkoomaKi | 24

#4473540 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:03

They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.

Mariebaz | 11

#4474539 - Thursday 24 May 2012 2:16

For all we know, it could well have been explosive.

EnterSandman_fml | 20

#4474570 - Thursday 24 May 2012 2:28

There's more than one way to get an audience fired up. They'll have a blast I'm sure.

loludunnomeee | 18

#4475009 - Thursday 24 May 2012 5:48

If that ever happens, the #1 solution would probably be to cover it up while coughing

ShyAnn29 | 14

#4475236 - Thursday 24 May 2012 8:25

Can you imagine explaining the explosion?

Fireman: So, how'd this happen?
OP: Well, um.....I thought I'd light my fart, but I had a bigger fart than usual, and it exploded

ShyAnn29 | 14

#4475238 - Thursday 24 May 2012 8:26

That really was funnier in my mind lol

ShyAnn29 | 14

#4475243 - Thursday 24 May 2012 8:28

This app is messing up, sorry

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4475699 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:09

Sounds like it was the longest 2 or 3 seconds of OP's life.

By Michael_92 | 19

#4473548 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:05

That's one way to make sure all eyes are on you.

By ralenti | 3

#4473550 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:05

this makes me cringe so much. i feel bad for you. :-(

nofearjenshere | 12

#4473562 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:08

How exactly does this make you cringe?

SkoomaKi | 24

#4473602 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:21

How would you not cringe? OP was in front of SENIOR employees and let out a 2-3 second fart. It's incredibly embarrassing and very cringe-worthy.

reddudeover | 2

#4473617 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:28

11 - it's called EMPATHY, I cringe from the embarrassment op must have felt letting out a wet shart in front of important colleagues.

hecallsmedarlin | 7

#4474351 - Thursday 24 May 2012 1:00

28 - ew. I do not believe op said anything about it being wet... In that case he would of mentioned about asking for a few minutes to go change... I hope anyway.

By ICastillo | 24

#4473553 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:06

Well at least all the pressure is gone. Well you let them have a whiff of your smelf.

By Doribella98 | 14

#4473554 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:06

They should understand that sometimes farts are hard to hold in- and that they can be random. Hope your presentation was great, though.

Roflsauruz | 12

#4473615 - Thursday 24 May 2012 0:27

Maybe if it was so hard to hold it in, he could...plug it?

With... Something......

O_o

geko911 | 22

#4474406 - Thursday 24 May 2012 1:22

What? Stick your finger down your skirt and up your ass and hope it works? Make a ball with a sheet of paper and try to make it fit down there? Ooohhh well yes genius that's a marvelous idea!