By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States
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Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.
The old pretend to be a homeless guy and fall of a bike in 40 degree weather trick never fails!
Not sure if it was edited or not, but from the way I'm reading it, it's fine.
I don't know if 'Chasing his ass down' Is the solution for everything..
how does a homeless man own a bike...?
This was in Michigan. Everyone is homeless there.
113, I'm not homeless. o.o
Not yet...
Did you keep the bike the homeless man fell off? as if he ran away...
I'm just confused about the OP bleeding from the cold weather.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the dangling modifier.
ahh FML you never fail to deconstruct internet grammar. It's what I love about you.
he was bleeding from falling not the weather
I'm surprised the YDI's surpass the FYL's on this one. "YDI for trying to act humanely towards another human being. YDI for doing for someone else what you'd want done for you." This is an FYL, for sure. At least you can report the wallet stolen, and give the police a description. The homeless in my city tend to be found in the same place day after day, so if you can say where it happened, chances are they'll find him around there.
To paraphrase: "I gave a homeless man my coat, with my wallet in it, to keep him warm for a few minutes, intending to take it back from him and make him feel colder than before. Then, to my complete surprise, he ran away with my coat! FML"
Sad that our world is so fucked up that people's feelings of "he should of known better" overcome their sympathies for a man that was trying to be kind. Should of known better not to trust another human being, I guess. FYL, and F the way this world thinks.
That old saying "no good deed goes unpunished" fits here. Somewhere in Michigan there's a bloody, soaked hobo running around in a nice jacket, buying dinner on your dime!
Well, if he had taken the bike, the OP could have followed the squeaking and grinding sound of rusty pedals to pinpoint the perp!
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Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.
Idea. Get on the bike and chase that hobo, then ghost ride it into his ass.