By nickyboy - 02/12/2010 17:02 - Australia

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Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML
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DrAwesome 6

She was talking about YOU, silly! She already wants to marry you! :D

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CitrusGirl 0

You are probably a very unobservant fellow. If she's your neighbor you should probably see his car at least.

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CitrusGirl 0

You are probably a very unobservant fellow. If she's your neighbor you should probably see his car at least.

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Flammin8 0

pictures on the wall...?

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ulicksam 0

The husband isn't going to come over to fix this guy's couch. Duh!

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pink_mess 0

are you seriouse i mean being naighbors hello wouldnt you have noticed ? her husbad

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DenBriZel 31

Serious* Neighbors* Husband* Come on now..

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lhgurlz 5

if your her neighbor you should know she has a husband

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HesJustTheBest 0

Well at least you'll have something to talk about once you finally meet this person.

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IVANTTOCOME 0

Your neighbor is Bob Villa.

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mathew17986g 2

YDI for not knowing she is married...i mean really come on how do you not know something like that...

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RonnieBurgundy 0

Come on what?

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RedPillSucks 31

@29 Clearly he came on the couch.

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ydi_4_suking 20

It's okay. Noone ever notices the husband

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starile 19

Not that they matter or anything, right?

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Autoshot 9

The husband will probably matter when your looking for your teeth in the mud.

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CANNIBALx 0

#34, why would you assume that the husband is physically stronger than the person the wife is cheating on the husband with?

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Brandi_Faith 33

it's not about the fact of whether the husband's stronger or not, I think it's more of a passion/adrenolin someones been sleeping with my wife in my house kinda thing.

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demarcusT 0

what if the op is a 350 pound buff ass bodybuilder who has a 9th degree black belt and the husband is a skinny dude who fix couches for a living?

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J1LT 0

If the OP had a 9th dan black belt... He wouldn't need to be a body builder or 350 pounds... :') just saying.

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psycho9631 1

he (the husband) doesn't need to be buff to pull a trigger! just saying :)

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doglover706 0

maybe they have an open relationship....or maybe not

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macskapingvin 0

She probably didn't know about your wife, either.

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ImFreeFalling 0

Um wow. You would think that he'd ask beforehand if she was married before they had sex. Unless she lied and said no, then it would be a completely different story.

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starile 19

He made assumptions, thinking this woman wasn't an adulterous *****. Ah well.

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Emilyinroom483 7

That's not a question people generally think to ask. It's not like you ask your friends if they have bear traps lying around their home before you enter, you just sort of assume.

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DocBastard 38

I would think a man WOULD ask that before sticking his dick into the unknown abyss. Maybe that's just me.

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RedPillSucks 31

"Unknow Abyss"? Damnit Doc. *voice of Stewie* My sex life is ruined. Ruined!

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zach5432 3

doc. I'm sorry to break it to you but real men like sex. you prob have 20 years on me and I know that it's common sence

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