Ah the legendary 'ring of fire'

Time to spend the rest of the day nursing your devastated bunghole

Was this the cause or the effect in the culinary experience?

What the duck did you eat?!

Next time, cut out the middleman and chuck it straight down the toilet!

Let's get this out the way early.... 'what a shitty situation!'

Did you try the Pu Pu Platter?

Time sharing new cuisine can be challenging, especially when saying good bye takes longer than saying hello did

Lol, what did you eat?

did u eat Indian food by any chance? And i can make this joke, because i am Indian.