By spitstopper - 07/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Birmingham
The Top
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Cats and Cars
By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin
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By badgrandchild - 16/03/2009 21:01 - United States
Bad hair day
By anonyme - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Grenoble
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By Parental Support - 30/08/2013 04:11 - United States - Ellicott City
Priorities
By ill - 02/10/2009 17:18 - Canada
By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville
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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport
Doppelganger
By Rynne S. - 13/03/2012 06:12 - United States
Pull!
By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States
By OwlSaysBlimey - 17/11/2013 07:38 - Sweden
OwlSaysBlimey tells us more.
Indoctrinated
By workfordayzz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc
By Mojo0608 - 05/03/2014 16:11 - United Kingdom - Twickenham
Mojo0608 tells us more.
So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)
So romantic
By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States
Stranded
By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid
By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie
By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States
Ticked off
By Sarah220 - 12/07/2010 04:31 - United States
Mind your own business
By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 00:13 - United States - Lees Summit
STOP TALKING
By SlickMcK - 05/06/2010 21:14 - United States
Good morning to you too
By sllaggy - 18/04/2011 09:34
Ghost rider
By mellbelle32 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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I really didn't think this would be posted, but thanks for all the hilarious comments! Well, I think I ought to explain it a bit. This person is one of our usual customers and is infamous for being a total idiot. Although this isn't the first time he has complained to us, this is by far the stupidest complaint he's made. He's usually complaining about that the Internet's off and that he can't turn 3G on and so on. Anyway, he didn't get his money back and my boss told him to piss off, so we're all good :).