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By workfordayzz - 14/05/2014 17:45 - United States

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

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By Old? - 14/01/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 058

Time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 406

You deserved it 90

By csc4lyfe09 - 03/03/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

This is fine

By Aaaaaaaah - 13/10/2024 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML

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You deserved it 304

Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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You deserved it 483

Time is on my side

By Old soul - 25/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML

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You deserved it 139

The grey zone

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 18:00

Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML

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You deserved it 93

Meat beating

By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 09:00 - New Zealand

Today, I attended a family gathering where everyone was taking turns sharing exciting life updates. When it was my turn, I proudly announced that I'd finally mastered the art of adulting... only for my dad to pipe up with, "Makes a change from when you used to wank like a gibbon thinking we couldn't hear you up there." FML

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You deserved it 215

Welshite 39

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:18

You might want to avoid playgrounds and/or schools.

thrifting 18

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:19

Learn to hate the world early, it'll save you a lot of time learning the hard way.

Comments

ADoG07 11

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:17

Omg I'm an idiot

PeninGuin 1

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:18

Go back to YouTube

ChristianH39 30

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:19

Omg you'll be the first one buried on this FML!

gracehi 31

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:44

Haaaaaaa! Looks like #1 got trolled by the mods!

FrietvanPiet 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 1:18

Damn, anyone else wondering what it said before?

ChristianH39 30

Thursday 15 May 2014 4:00

It said something like "omg first" when I was here earlier

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 15 May 2014 4:58

Technically, OP isn't a kid anymore...

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:17

I mean...that's pretty much your own fault.

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:24

How so?

badluckalex 23

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:51

#2 is just spewing crap out of her mouth like diarrhea from a loose butthole

MisterEx 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 1:55

#24 - your **** bro. They are on a loose. Calm them if you please.

brand125 17

Thursday 15 May 2014 7:50

tittiefuck?

feelingold 18

Thursday 15 May 2014 10:32

******* kids these days

Welshite 39

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:18

You might want to avoid playgrounds and/or schools.

drewflav 17

Friday 16 May 2014 6:36

ESPECIALLY if he adds "I am" before that phrase...

Alextricity 3

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:18

I immediately thought of magic mike.

lizard365 12

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:18

Haha that's actually pretty funny xD

thrifting 18

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:19

Learn to hate the world early, it'll save you a lot of time learning the hard way.

shubblebubble08 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:37

"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us."- Stephen Colbert

91hayek 31

Thursday 15 May 2014 3:56

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

thatoneninjadude 14

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:19

That's alright I do the same thing and I'm 20. You kinda get used to it.

noonenoeone 22

Thursday 15 May 2014 1:23

Use*

xxmollyxx 25

Thursday 15 May 2014 1:47

Used*

Axipiter 24

Thursday 15 May 2014 5:28

Oh, 31, you poor, misguided soul...

Jakob2255 12

Thursday 15 May 2014 6:08

use is the right way

TechFire 25

Thursday 15 May 2014 6:30

No it's not #50

kristabelli 19

Thursday 15 May 2014 7:24

OMG 31 & 50, think about it. Think about what it actually means. Used. Worn. Not new. You get USED to it. You become accustomed to it. It's not new any more. Use doesn't even make sense. Sheesh.

justmeCee 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 8:15

******* kids these days...used to know how to form a proper sentence.

kristabelli 19

Thursday 15 May 2014 19:38

And if anything... *all right

AlonsoKold 15

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:20

Nice

maahilmohamed 6

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:20

you should get a better.job maybe?

slyde32 12

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:24

these kinds of statements are common in any trades kind of work, in my experience, and construction is a good job to have

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 15 May 2014 0:20

11- we'd be pretty screwed without people like construction workers.

xx000o 27

Thursday 15 May 2014 11:51

Now is your best chance to learn from your elders so you don't end up like one of the aforementioned ******* kids. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.