I concur.

Do something that gets her hella horny in public.

13 - Hella horny? Hella isnt even a word, if by hella you mean hell well i've got news for you. Hell isn't an adjective.

21- it's slang. I though he used it in his fml so I did too. But thanks for that... Um stuff you said. =] what would I do without you??

#21- Who cares if it isn't a word? Get off your high horse and go play hide and go kill yourself. Language is an art not meant to be controlled. We of the free world have every right to speak it however we want.

21 - Need a tampon? It sounds ridiculous and language actually is an art. This reply was directed at 24 because I mistakenly pushed it (I'm on my iPod touch).

Hella is a slang word for very. Ex: "Hella Good" by No doubt is a hella good song. Just keep on dancing.

I think the use of "hella" (short for "hell of a") here is brilliant considering the story uses "Imma" which is short for "I'm going to."

TOO FAR.

21 - wtf is wrong with you? worry about yourself.

No hella is slang from the South

@29 and anyone else who says language is an art. No it's really not an art, language is means to communicate to one another. That being said, it really doesn't matter how you use it as long as the other person understands truly. The rules are just a means to keep it articulate.

Moderator, please remove 29s post. It is rather offensive and just outright bad. "Go play hide and go kill yourself"? I am ashamed by the people who liked this. You are all encouraging suicide.

At least you know she can motivate you when you're horny...

I'm pretty sure 'hella' originated from San Francisco because a lot of people say it in nor cal but I know people from So Cal don't say it much and most of them hate it.

I don't mean to bring in more pointless examples, but slang like 'Hella' and 'Imma' are used in modern music. (Regardless of how terrible it is). I.e, "Imma be, livin' that good life'.

Don't wear shorts . Nuff said

42 i have to disagree. "bro" is the most annoying to me =/ 89 language is definitely an art. think of fictional books

I pretty sure you can find "hella" in the Oxford Dictionary just saying google Oxford dictionary and look it up.

Who gives a **** if it's annoying to you or not? Keep it movin' and don't be dicks, you pedantic assfaces. |the kid|

Shut the **** up about debating wether or not it's a word, and where it comes from. Next thing you know, you'll all be ******** yourselves over the difference between British spelling and American spelling. It's shallow, pedantic, and lacks all type of tact and finesse. If you think saying hella is wrong, then don't use any slang at all, because then you're just becoming the double standard.

If she wears a white shirt "accidently" spill water on her chest and so oops! Lol

you look like you are from the south

I'm pretty sure it's more annoying when people say shiz kalifa.... I hate that!

I see no problem. let people admire.

30/ 21- 29 did state that language was an art, he/she just said that it was not meant to be controlled. Plus, I know a lot of English teachers that use the world "hella" and does anyone see your certificate as a "certified" English expert? I didn't think so.

Hella actually originated in California. :P

Hahaha ben there done that! Make her fix it. That makes it fun for both of you

16 your a dumb ass

Not sure if satire, or just very stupid.

....."if he had something like that?" ..... 0.o a penis?

ya should of seen this one coming, I regretted writing it like I did once I re read it when it was sent lol

Definitely very stupid.

18 oh that's okay =] a lot of things don't have a penis like my phone or my stereo for example.

I'm glad my pillow doesn't have a penis it's the only thing I give "head" to haha. And no I don't suck on my pillow O.o

So your boyfriend has no "junk"? I don't think that's a *boy* then...

Sir there is a mouth on your hand.

It's completely there for pleasure I assure you.

#39- Eh, she's probably dating Justin Bieber.

14 - I choose airhead

You go do that to your BF, soon he'll be cheating and you'll ask yourself why he did.

You go do that to your BF, soon he'll be cheating and you'll ask yourself why he did.

35, I see what you did there.

I bet the other 30 ppl who liked it do also. But thanks for the confirmation

Yes, because a total random you-know-what in public is totally cool!!

You can be mine ;) Forever_alone.jpeg

3- aren't you a guy?

Bitch please.

I like how 2 people commenting on this have a forever alone picture.

You tried too hard.

It's because you don't know what it's like to have a big dick and get a boner.

OP could be embarrassed because he has a Howard Duck dick lol ijs

That is the greatest idea ever!!! XDDDD

Or.... he could grab her boobs and start making "pew-pew" laser noises? ;)

nyanyanyanyanyanyan~

67, Very impressive reference to an old FML, that was quite some time ago, Regardless of wether it was intentional. Well done Ma'am, well done indeed.

Haha

67, lmfao I remember that

The kitty says "nyan" not "meow". And yes, I'm aware that nyan is the Japanese word for "meow".

Absolutely. It is only fair :-p

There's a Japanese word for meow? And it's nyan? ... It all makes sense now!

I like meow better.

Win... XD

Isn't 'meow' simply an attempt to spell the sound a cat makes? If so, how does it make sense that the Japanese call it Nyan?

Or hahahahaha-haha squeeze squeeze! Like Peter griffin lol

Nyancat sing nikkanikkayumyum! Listen to it again and you will hear it!

^note.... can't believe i did that.

The post or the picture... perhaps both are regrets of yours.

nice rack