FML : Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio....

Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 29 October 2013 00:53 / United States - Cranston

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By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#5733761 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:44

I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.

By OMG_ZOMBIES | 15

#5733763 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:45

Repeating funny things makes you funny, you should've laughed. Right? Guys?

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By science-teacher | 14

#5733759 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:43

f your life

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#5733761 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:44

I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.

science-teacher | 14

#5733776 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:56

Coffe can cause a latte problems

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5733987 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 13:53

Abarica beans

Booda_Shun | 28

#5734063 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 16:07

I smell trouble brewing...

science-teacher | 14

#5734730 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 2:33

*Coffee
Sorry guys

By OMG_ZOMBIES | 15

#5733763 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:45

Repeating funny things makes you funny, you should've laughed. Right? Guys?

JosephMoore77 | 8

#5733884 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 11:57

Off that's what you classify as funny, and if you actually do that to sound funny. I feel bad for your friends.

threer | 30

#5733917 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:38

Or MAYBE that was a joke and an awesome one at that?

OMG_ZOMBIES | 15

#5734010 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 14:43

Thank you 27!

By Shaowolf | 17

#5733767 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:47

Record him and put him as ringtone. He would appreciate it

By thatisaWIN | 5

#5733768 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:48

12 hours straight of "Arabica beans" over and over? You must get paid good, or really need this job. FYL

By lex1459 | 38

#5733770 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:51

I hope you get a much deserved raise.

By olpally | 32

#5733772 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:52

That's more annoying then a teacher clawing her nails down a chalkboard. Argh.

daniel_dd31 | 13

#5733782 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:03

There is no way that is worse then nails on a blackboard. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. *shivers*

By science-teacher | 14

#5733773 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:55

haha

By frozenfreeze | 5

#5733774 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:55

Arabica beans

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#5733778 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:00

Beans beans the magical beans the more you eat the more you fart

Enslaved | 36

#5733784 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:04

You're saying it wrong. It's

"Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart".

Didn't mean to go robusta on your ass!

addysonnn | 8

#5733799 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:18

I actually think 11 was getting "beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot" mixed up with what you said, Enslaved.

Enslaved | 36

#5733805 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:27

Hot damn! They have more than one of these poems about farting? Lol

graceinsheepwear | 33

#5733816 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:49

...the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal.

Yup, the toot version is the one I grew up hearing.

showmeyourears | 19

#5734002 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 14:19

I always heard it as "the MUSICAL fruit".

Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#5734202 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:27

Bart said it, from the Simpson's ,, Damn people

Booda_Shun | 28

#5734225 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:44

Eat beans the magical fart the more you eat them the more you beans fart the eat

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