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Same thing different taste
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Always check before
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TW: Gross
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You must be ******** me
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Shit for brains
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Sneaky
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That a "shitty" experience.
That was a shitty attempt at a pun.
4's gonna blast your head off now...
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
Some places still have the paper towels to dry your hands. That could be used.
You use toilet seat covers!
*In Morgan Freeman's voice* If you're on the John, and all the toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hand.
Shit just got real now! *-*
just wondering if they were on stall number 2! not a great one but I figured I'd give it a go.
He has a shotgun! Everybody! Run(s)!
I've been awake for 32 hours straight at this point, my sense of humor is broken until that chamomile kicks in.
Nobody cares...
This shit is about to hit the fan.
would be pretty awkward when you have your pants down, looking under the stall and somebody accidentally sees you
You should have asked if anyone else was in there before leaving the safety of your stall!
How would it be embarrassing? You'd just say "Anybody in here?"
Cue awkward laugh...
Toilet paper: $6 for a 20 roll pack The look on OP's face when he comes out the stall: Priceless Always make sure to check for toilet paper before going inside the stall :)
You didn't hear them?
@53 But then they could recognize your cough!
One day at school I went in the bathroom and this girl was going "Hello? Hello? Is anyone on here? I need toilet paper!" I went in the other stall then left without giving her any.. I still don't know who it was 6 years later or if she ever got toilet paper.
I just imagined a decomposing corpse still sitting on the toilet, having never gotten off it because nobody would lend her a hand.
wow. you're an asshole.
So, you couldn't share something that you weren't even using? How very unkind of you.
Wow, you're an asshole.
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Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.
*Loads shotgun* Anybody got any "shitty" puns?