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By Anonymous / Monday 30 September 2013 10:30 / United States
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Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.

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Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you don't have a roll? You must prove that you're a man and wipe it with your hand.

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So you didn't wipe the seat first... Gross now you might get warts on the brown eye... Always always wipe the seat first

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would be pretty awkward when you have your pants down, looking under the stall and somebody accidentally sees you

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That's when you compliment their shoes, 44. Bathroom compliments are the best! Unless it's some guy staring at your urinal, those, those are just a fucking weird..

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Or you know spare the embarrassment of having someone hear your voice and then you'll awkwardly always run into each other in public

Toilet paper: $6 for a 20 roll pack The look on OP's face when he comes out the stall: Priceless Always make sure to check for toilet paper before going inside the stall :)

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I just imagined a decomposing corpse still sitting on the toilet, having never gotten off it because nobody would lend her a hand.

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